Post by Ryan Blake on Aug 9, 2011 22:04:18 GMT -5
The show opens to a big bang!! Pyros shoot from every direction as the fans go insane!!
DD- Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the only show on television where you can see half naked chick fight each other!
JS- yes, that's true Denis but also this is UWA's first pay per view Midsummer Massacre!! You're here with me and my partner for an action packed one hour show of pure awesome-ness!
DD- Indeed Jess, but tonight we have a match between two rookie divas and it's a bra and panties match!! I'm loving Our GM more and more each week!
JS- tell me about it Denis, this is going to be absolutely crazy, later tonight we have a match that will be gruesome and that is the match between four new superstars; Jeffrey Faith, Eli Brooks, Black Dragon and Jakob! It's a death match which is a ladder match where the ropes are replaced with barbed wire which will pierce through anything that comes in contact with it! It's going to be a bloodbath!
DD- that's right, and our main event tonight is Ebirah, the man who defeated Andy Star last week to be entered in a number one contendership match against Hope Dudley here tonight! But that’s not all! The special guest referee for that match will be non other than the UWA Universal Champ himself, Roy Speede!!
JS- It's going to be one hell of a night man, but lets start the show! Here comes Natalia Knight and she is looking GOOD!
DD- Easy there Jess, you only brought one pair of shorts tonight!
AS- This match is a bra and panties match! The first diva to strip the other of all clothes besides her bra and panties will be declared the winner! Making here way to the ring is Natalia Knight!
"Long way 2 go" by Cassie hits the P.A system and Natalia makes her way to the ring, that fans cheer as she makes her way down the ramp and enter the ring.
AS- and her opponent, Charissa Carter!
"Freakum Dress" by Beyonce sounds through the arena and Charissa comes out from behind the curtain, the fans cheer as she taunts them. Natalia watches her the whole time as she walks down the ramp and enters the ring, she raises her arms and the fans cheer again.
<DING DING DING>
WHAM! A running kick from Charissa starts off the match!
DD- What the fuck!?
Knight drops to the mat, and Charissa waist no time at all, she pounces on Knight and starts to throw punches like it's nobody's business. Knight tries to fight back, and does. She rolls Carter over and starts to throw punches in the other direction.
JS- this is a god damn cat fight!
The ref gets between the two and breaks them up. He moves out of the way and Carter goes for Knight again, this time Knight ducks under the big kick and grabs Carters leg, sweeping her onto the mat. She takes advantage of the opportunity and climbs up to the tope rope. She pumps and connects with a perfect flying elbow drop! She waists no time and grabs onto Carters shorts and tugs. Carter fights back, but off they come!
The fans go nuts as Carters panties are exposed.
DD- I see kitty Jesse! I'm gonna have a break down!
Carter gets to her feet as she kicks Knight in the face. But Knight doesn't care, she's half way to victory. She runs back to Carter and tries to clothesline her, but Carter ducks and flips Knight over her back. Knight gets up fast and swings at Carter again, and again Carter ducks, this time she kicks her in the stomach and sets up for her neckbreaker….
JS- Here it comes!
Crash! The Carter Crusher connects and Knight falls hard. Carter gets up and pull off Knights shirt, like there was nothing to it.
DD- PUPPIES!!
Carter runs around Knight and goes for her shorts, she gets them!
No! Knight stops Carter at her ankles and kicks her right in the mouth! She pulls up her shorts and gets to her feet. Carter is mad; she runs to Knight and hits her with a DDT. Knight barley makes it to her feet as she stumbles. Carter swings her into the ropes; Knight comes back and hits Carter with a big sweep which drops Carter to the mat. Knight lifts her up, and sees an opportunity!
DD- Good Knight!!
Knight connects the Good Knight to Carter and goes for her shirt; she tugs and pulls until it finally comes off!
<DING DING DING>
AS- and your winner, Natalia Knight!!
Natalia gets her shirt and puts is back on then raises her arms to the fans as they cheer and she leaves the ring.
WINNER: Natalia Knight
DD- That was crazy, and hot!! But now here's Alex Bradley getting in the ring already!
Alex Bradley passes Carter as she walks up the ramp, defeated. Alex gets in the ring and waits for his opponent.
“Kick in The Teeth” by Papa Roach plays throughout the arena; Andy Star enters at the top of the stage to a mixed reaction by the fanes. He embraces the boos as he walks down the ramp; he slides into the ring and comes face to face with Alex Bradley. Alex taunts the crowd. He turns around and BAM! A strong hook by Andy. Alex falls to the ground. The ref gets in the middle of the action, Andy pulls away and goes to his corner. Alex gets up and grins at Andy.
JS- What a cheap shot there by Andy!
<DING DING DING>
The two superstars lock up in the center of the ring, Alex gets the early advantage as he locks the headlock on Andy. Andy then fights out of the hold and Irish whips Alex to the ropes, Alex bounces off the ropes and counters with a shoulder block. Alex jumps over Andy who is now on the mat and bounces off the ropes again, but Andy gets up quickly and trips Alex, Andy goes to steal the win…
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But Alex kicks out, both men recover at the same time, Alex kicks Andy in the mid section and rolls Andy up in a small package pin, the ref counts…
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But Andy kicks out. Both men stand up again at the same time, this time Andy hastily attempts a clothesline, but Alex side steps and counters with a backdrop. Andy recovers holding his back in the turnbuckle corner; Alex charges him and lands a cross body splash on Andy. Andy walks out of the turnbuckle in pain into a belly to belly suplex by Alex. Andy rolls out of the ring, to avoid the pinfall. Alex climbs on the top rope waiting for Andy to stand outside the ring. Andy recovers and turns around, Alex attempts a clothesline from the top rope, but Andy dodges and Alex’s head slams hard into the barrier.
DD- HOLY CRAP, HE MIGHT HAVE CONCUSSION! DID YOU SEE THAT IMPACT!?
Alex seems to be knocked out, Andy pulls him up and throws him in the ring. Andy mounts on Alex and starts punching away at him, the fans count…
Crowd- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Andy just lets go. He then takes his head and bangs it against the mat several times, Andy now standing, pulls up Alex and plants him back down with a high impact DDT.
DD- Oh My God! Here's the pin!
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But Alex kicks out, Alex begins to build enough momentum to get to one knee, he then gets to his feet. But Alex is still groggy, perhaps he has not still recovered from the fall, this buys Andy enough time to land the Code Breaker! The fans go crazy as Andy then locks in the Star Lock! Alex struggling in the submission, He fights his way toward the ropes and is able to reach the rope break.
JS- What resilience we have seen from Alex in this match.
Andy doesn’t let go until the ref's count reaches 4. Andy pulls up Alex, and he attempts the brain buster, but Alex fights out of it; Alex hits Andy with a huge drop kick but Andy is still standing! Alex schoolboy pins him from behind…
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Andy kicks out! Andy recovers in the corner, Alex charges him, this time Andy sunset rolls over him; Andy then locks in the Star Lock for the second time.
Alex looks for the ropes but Andy pulls him away! Alex can't last much longer…
Alex taps out!
<DING DING DING>
DD- He tapped! He tapped! Andy gets a must needed win!
WINNER: Andy Star
Andy taunts the crowd as he exits the ring. The show goes to a commercial break,
When the show returns all four men for the next match are in the ring.
AS- This next match is a Four Way Death Match! In the ring is some of UWA's newest talent! Jeffrey Faith, Black Dragon, Eli Brooks and Jakob!
<DING DING DING>
Ryan Blake: Well, Jeffrey and Eli No-Showed and Jeffrey assigned himself half of this match and never sent it to me so blame it on them. (Sorry to Black Dragon and Jakob who did a really good job this week) But Jakob got the win! Congrats and again, I apologize.
WINNER: Jakob
<DING DING DING>
Roy calls for the bell and the two lock up. Ebirah gets the advantage, but after Roy repeatedly calling Ebirah out for things like attacking her in the corner and pulling her hair, Hope hits him with a low-blow which Roy allows to happen for the three-count. (1-0 Hope)
As the match gets restarted, Hope gets a huge advantage because Ebirah was still clutching at his crotch, and Hope crashes and burns looking for a shooting star elbow drop, allowing Ebirah to set up for the Universal Destruction for the pin. (1-1)
As time started to wind down, things started getting more and more outrageous, including both wrestlers missing another attempt at a high-risk move. Hope hits Ebirah with the Hopebreaker for the three-count as time expires. (2-1)
WINNER: Hope Dudley
-End
DD- Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the only show on television where you can see half naked chick fight each other!
JS- yes, that's true Denis but also this is UWA's first pay per view Midsummer Massacre!! You're here with me and my partner for an action packed one hour show of pure awesome-ness!
DD- Indeed Jess, but tonight we have a match between two rookie divas and it's a bra and panties match!! I'm loving Our GM more and more each week!
JS- tell me about it Denis, this is going to be absolutely crazy, later tonight we have a match that will be gruesome and that is the match between four new superstars; Jeffrey Faith, Eli Brooks, Black Dragon and Jakob! It's a death match which is a ladder match where the ropes are replaced with barbed wire which will pierce through anything that comes in contact with it! It's going to be a bloodbath!
DD- that's right, and our main event tonight is Ebirah, the man who defeated Andy Star last week to be entered in a number one contendership match against Hope Dudley here tonight! But that’s not all! The special guest referee for that match will be non other than the UWA Universal Champ himself, Roy Speede!!
JS- It's going to be one hell of a night man, but lets start the show! Here comes Natalia Knight and she is looking GOOD!
DD- Easy there Jess, you only brought one pair of shorts tonight!
AS- This match is a bra and panties match! The first diva to strip the other of all clothes besides her bra and panties will be declared the winner! Making here way to the ring is Natalia Knight!
"Long way 2 go" by Cassie hits the P.A system and Natalia makes her way to the ring, that fans cheer as she makes her way down the ramp and enter the ring.
AS- and her opponent, Charissa Carter!
"Freakum Dress" by Beyonce sounds through the arena and Charissa comes out from behind the curtain, the fans cheer as she taunts them. Natalia watches her the whole time as she walks down the ramp and enters the ring, she raises her arms and the fans cheer again.
<DING DING DING>
WHAM! A running kick from Charissa starts off the match!
DD- What the fuck!?
Knight drops to the mat, and Charissa waist no time at all, she pounces on Knight and starts to throw punches like it's nobody's business. Knight tries to fight back, and does. She rolls Carter over and starts to throw punches in the other direction.
JS- this is a god damn cat fight!
The ref gets between the two and breaks them up. He moves out of the way and Carter goes for Knight again, this time Knight ducks under the big kick and grabs Carters leg, sweeping her onto the mat. She takes advantage of the opportunity and climbs up to the tope rope. She pumps and connects with a perfect flying elbow drop! She waists no time and grabs onto Carters shorts and tugs. Carter fights back, but off they come!
The fans go nuts as Carters panties are exposed.
DD- I see kitty Jesse! I'm gonna have a break down!
Carter gets to her feet as she kicks Knight in the face. But Knight doesn't care, she's half way to victory. She runs back to Carter and tries to clothesline her, but Carter ducks and flips Knight over her back. Knight gets up fast and swings at Carter again, and again Carter ducks, this time she kicks her in the stomach and sets up for her neckbreaker….
JS- Here it comes!
Crash! The Carter Crusher connects and Knight falls hard. Carter gets up and pull off Knights shirt, like there was nothing to it.
DD- PUPPIES!!
Carter runs around Knight and goes for her shorts, she gets them!
No! Knight stops Carter at her ankles and kicks her right in the mouth! She pulls up her shorts and gets to her feet. Carter is mad; she runs to Knight and hits her with a DDT. Knight barley makes it to her feet as she stumbles. Carter swings her into the ropes; Knight comes back and hits Carter with a big sweep which drops Carter to the mat. Knight lifts her up, and sees an opportunity!
DD- Good Knight!!
Knight connects the Good Knight to Carter and goes for her shirt; she tugs and pulls until it finally comes off!
<DING DING DING>
AS- and your winner, Natalia Knight!!
Natalia gets her shirt and puts is back on then raises her arms to the fans as they cheer and she leaves the ring.
WINNER: Natalia Knight
DD- That was crazy, and hot!! But now here's Alex Bradley getting in the ring already!
Alex Bradley passes Carter as she walks up the ramp, defeated. Alex gets in the ring and waits for his opponent.
“Kick in The Teeth” by Papa Roach plays throughout the arena; Andy Star enters at the top of the stage to a mixed reaction by the fanes. He embraces the boos as he walks down the ramp; he slides into the ring and comes face to face with Alex Bradley. Alex taunts the crowd. He turns around and BAM! A strong hook by Andy. Alex falls to the ground. The ref gets in the middle of the action, Andy pulls away and goes to his corner. Alex gets up and grins at Andy.
JS- What a cheap shot there by Andy!
<DING DING DING>
The two superstars lock up in the center of the ring, Alex gets the early advantage as he locks the headlock on Andy. Andy then fights out of the hold and Irish whips Alex to the ropes, Alex bounces off the ropes and counters with a shoulder block. Alex jumps over Andy who is now on the mat and bounces off the ropes again, but Andy gets up quickly and trips Alex, Andy goes to steal the win…
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But Alex kicks out, both men recover at the same time, Alex kicks Andy in the mid section and rolls Andy up in a small package pin, the ref counts…
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2
But Andy kicks out. Both men stand up again at the same time, this time Andy hastily attempts a clothesline, but Alex side steps and counters with a backdrop. Andy recovers holding his back in the turnbuckle corner; Alex charges him and lands a cross body splash on Andy. Andy walks out of the turnbuckle in pain into a belly to belly suplex by Alex. Andy rolls out of the ring, to avoid the pinfall. Alex climbs on the top rope waiting for Andy to stand outside the ring. Andy recovers and turns around, Alex attempts a clothesline from the top rope, but Andy dodges and Alex’s head slams hard into the barrier.
DD- HOLY CRAP, HE MIGHT HAVE CONCUSSION! DID YOU SEE THAT IMPACT!?
Alex seems to be knocked out, Andy pulls him up and throws him in the ring. Andy mounts on Alex and starts punching away at him, the fans count…
Crowd- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Andy just lets go. He then takes his head and bangs it against the mat several times, Andy now standing, pulls up Alex and plants him back down with a high impact DDT.
DD- Oh My God! Here's the pin!
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But Alex kicks out, Alex begins to build enough momentum to get to one knee, he then gets to his feet. But Alex is still groggy, perhaps he has not still recovered from the fall, this buys Andy enough time to land the Code Breaker! The fans go crazy as Andy then locks in the Star Lock! Alex struggling in the submission, He fights his way toward the ropes and is able to reach the rope break.
JS- What resilience we have seen from Alex in this match.
Andy doesn’t let go until the ref's count reaches 4. Andy pulls up Alex, and he attempts the brain buster, but Alex fights out of it; Alex hits Andy with a huge drop kick but Andy is still standing! Alex schoolboy pins him from behind…
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Andy kicks out! Andy recovers in the corner, Alex charges him, this time Andy sunset rolls over him; Andy then locks in the Star Lock for the second time.
Alex looks for the ropes but Andy pulls him away! Alex can't last much longer…
Alex taps out!
<DING DING DING>
DD- He tapped! He tapped! Andy gets a must needed win!
WINNER: Andy Star
Andy taunts the crowd as he exits the ring. The show goes to a commercial break,
When the show returns all four men for the next match are in the ring.
AS- This next match is a Four Way Death Match! In the ring is some of UWA's newest talent! Jeffrey Faith, Black Dragon, Eli Brooks and Jakob!
<DING DING DING>
Ryan Blake: Well, Jeffrey and Eli No-Showed and Jeffrey assigned himself half of this match and never sent it to me so blame it on them. (Sorry to Black Dragon and Jakob who did a really good job this week) But Jakob got the win! Congrats and again, I apologize.
WINNER: Jakob
<DING DING DING>
Roy calls for the bell and the two lock up. Ebirah gets the advantage, but after Roy repeatedly calling Ebirah out for things like attacking her in the corner and pulling her hair, Hope hits him with a low-blow which Roy allows to happen for the three-count. (1-0 Hope)
As the match gets restarted, Hope gets a huge advantage because Ebirah was still clutching at his crotch, and Hope crashes and burns looking for a shooting star elbow drop, allowing Ebirah to set up for the Universal Destruction for the pin. (1-1)
As time started to wind down, things started getting more and more outrageous, including both wrestlers missing another attempt at a high-risk move. Hope hits Ebirah with the Hopebreaker for the three-count as time expires. (2-1)
WINNER: Hope Dudley
-End