Post by Drunky McGee on Aug 14, 2012 19:18:32 GMT -5
drunky mcgee is at a bar. of course! he is drinking a beer when on the tv comes this:
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
drunky mcgee is instantly hypnotized. he asks the bartender for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. the bartender asks for money but drunky mcgee doesn't have any.
drunky mcgee: I dont have any money, my name isnt money mcgee, its drunky mcgee!, and im drunk, and i want a sammich!!
drunky releases that he can only threaten the bartender so long before he will get arrested. he looks at a newspaper and sees an ad to become a wrestler.
drunky mcgee: haha i can beat people up for money! and money buys sandwiches!
so drunky mcgee calls up the phone number
drunky mcgee: hello uwa i would like to become a wrestler. oh okay thanks. can i get an advance on my first paycheck? thanks!
drunky mcgee now has money in his bank account and he buys the sandwich from the bartender.
part 2
drunky mcgee is in the uwa studios
drunky mcgee: holy crap this place is huge and awesome!
drunky mcgee wonders onto the stage to cut a promo
drunky mcgee: marshal raines! i will be too drunk to feel pain when you and i get in the ring! how are you going to beat me if i cant feel pain? ill be so damn drunk ill be sloppy and dangerous and ill probably drop you on your head!
also tell ashley that i think she's cute
drunky mcgee laughs and takes a swig of whiskey
drunky mcgee: so watch out uwa once i defeat my opponent i will go on to win the UWA WORLD TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drunky mcgee points into the camera and makes a mean face as the camera goes to sleep and so does drunky mcgee
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME drunky mcgee is instantly hypnotized. he asks the bartender for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. the bartender asks for money but drunky mcgee doesn't have any.
drunky mcgee: I dont have any money, my name isnt money mcgee, its drunky mcgee!, and im drunk, and i want a sammich!!
drunky releases that he can only threaten the bartender so long before he will get arrested. he looks at a newspaper and sees an ad to become a wrestler.
drunky mcgee: haha i can beat people up for money! and money buys sandwiches!
so drunky mcgee calls up the phone number
drunky mcgee: hello uwa i would like to become a wrestler. oh okay thanks. can i get an advance on my first paycheck? thanks!
drunky mcgee now has money in his bank account and he buys the sandwich from the bartender.
part 2
drunky mcgee is in the uwa studios
drunky mcgee: holy crap this place is huge and awesome!
drunky mcgee wonders onto the stage to cut a promo
drunky mcgee: marshal raines! i will be too drunk to feel pain when you and i get in the ring! how are you going to beat me if i cant feel pain? ill be so damn drunk ill be sloppy and dangerous and ill probably drop you on your head!
also tell ashley that i think she's cute
drunky mcgee laughs and takes a swig of whiskey
drunky mcgee: so watch out uwa once i defeat my opponent i will go on to win the UWA WORLD TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drunky mcgee points into the camera and makes a mean face as the camera goes to sleep and so does drunky mcgee