Rush Hour 4/12/12 Results

[Ryan Blake]

Rush Hour Theme - "I Dare You" by Shinedown

"Hello, let me introduce you to
The characters in the show
One says yes, one says no
Decide, which voice in your head you can keep alive

Even in madness, I know you still believe
Paint me your canvas so I become
What you could never be

I dare you to tell me to walk through the fire
wear my soul and call me a liar
I dare you to tell me to walk through the fire
I dare you to tell me
I dare you to..."

Event #1
GM Announcement

The show opens to Cyrus Mansfield stepping out on stage,

Cyrus: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to the first ever Rush Hour show under my command. For those of you who don't know I am the new general manager, Cyrus Mansfield.

The crowd murmurs with a mixed reaction.

Cyrus: Now First things first, I'd like to let everyone know that I am here to make Rush Hour a better place. There will be no more kidding around here. This is a place of business and everyone needs to realize that. I am going to give you the best because I am, the best. Tonight is just an example of the greatness Rush Hour will display from now on, thanks to me!

The crowd now fills with boo's.

Cyrus: Now for the real reason I came out here... As some of you may have heard, the April pay per view, Revenge, is approaching. Now as you can tell from the title, at Revenge most superstars want to finish off their opponents from Triple X once and for all. In some cases this will happen, but not for everyone. Also, Revenge will take place only one week after this fail-of-a-show, Sin City airs. At Revenge both Rosters are put into one card, so things should get interesting... I have one more thing to add here tonight. It has occurred to me that our Rush hour Champion, Jake Eaton has been having some, "personal problems" and has been stripped of the title. So, we needed someone to take his place as champion and as far as I'm concerned the #1 contender should technically be the one to get it. BUT, we wouldn't want things to be too easy now would we? So tonight Classy Jay takes on Joanne Canelli... For the UWA Rush Hour Championship! That's all for now, enjoy the rest of the events!

With that Cyrus head backstage.

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Event #2
Normal Match
for the Rush Hour Championship
Classy Jay vs Joanne Canelli

Last week Classy Jay won a big match here on Rush Hour and now this week he was going head to head with an ex-world champ and the current #1 contender for the Rush Hour Championship! These two have faced off a couple of times before, but not quite like this. It was a surprise to both of them tonight when they found out, just moments ago that this was a championship match! After hearing the news though the match was short lived. Joanne, the #1 contender was so determined to get what was entitled to her, that she didn't let Classy stand in the way one bit. After a fail attempt to connect the Cranium Crasher, Joanne pick him right up and gave him a Welcome to Jersey Shore, to end the match.

*Match Decision*
Focus Toward Match/Opponent - Joanne
Entertainment Value - Joanne
Character Development - Joanne
Scene Description - Joanne

WINNER- Joanne Canelli

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The cameras open up finding Logan backstage standing in front of his locker room. He's fully attired in his wrestling gear and staring furiously into the cameras lens.

Logan: Rick Mad...

Cheers erupt within the arena. They're so loud they can be hard backstage, Logan notices the cheers and a disgusted look fills his face.

Logan: You cheer for that boudle. Go on, let's even chant... Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!

The audience begins a "Ricky" chant. Logan smiles, nodding.

Logan: ... SHUT UP!

They retort to boos.

Logan: It's not going to matter tonight how many cheers he gets, it's not going to make him dig down any deeper. You see, trashcans, tonight I'm shutting the lid on Rick's stankin' mouth. After tonight his whining crying garbage ass is going to FORGET Danita Mad. You hear me, Rick? She's gone. It's been six years, get over it. If you can't accept that then my foot in your ass is going to become a weekly thing until you do so I suggest you grab yourself a couple of tickets to anal lube city you boudle bitch!

Massive booing.

Logan: AND tonight just like any other night.. I will do whatcha gotta do to get.. to.. the top.

He cuts away from the cameras shot and it eventually fades off.

Main Event
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Logan vs Rick Mad

The match begins before Logan even gets in the ring. As soon as his theme music starts Rick rushes out onto the ramp and start to attack Logan. The fans were barely surprised considering Logan made Rick lose his match last week. So off they went tumbling, swinging at each other up and down the ramp. Logan swings with a hard right but Rick ducks under it and gives Logan a big german suplex. Logan lands funny on his neck and rolls over in pain. The crowd moans and cringes. Rick keeps his advantage and whips Logan into a barrier at the bottom of the ramp. He picks him up and tries to a second time but Logan swings him around this time and sends him flying over, into the crowd. The two go at it as the fans spaz. Logan bounces Rick's head off of a trashcan, Rick grabs it and swings at Logan. Logan ducks under and kicks Rick then goes for a spinning heel kick but Rick duck under that and Bam! With in the blink of an eye, Logan spins around into a Mad DDT! Rick pins in the bleachers... 1, 2, 3!!

*Match Decision*
Focus Toward Match/Opponent - Draw
Entertainment Value - Rick
Character Development - Rick
Scene Description - Rick

WINNER- Rick Mad