Tree House Ideals

[Odin Balfore]

RP2
UWA
PPV- Fall Brawl
2 on 1

Odin Balfore
vs.
Andy Starr & Natalia Knight






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Scene One Tree House Ideals.


* The scene opens to a suburban back yard that’s fenced in, with a smell in ground pool towards the center and patio off to the right, closest to the house. What’s unique about this is a modest sized tree, the perfect
“ tree house tree ” off in the corner of the yard where we see Odin Balfore hammering in 2x4’s to finish off the left side of the tree fort. Thunder rumbles in the distance as the big man looks up and sees storm clouds rolling in. Odin drops the hammer to the ground and leaves the bag of nails tucked away in the structure. Odin leaps down a few rungs as he dusts himself off and walks towards the pool and towards the camera, continuing to pat off the dirt from his jeans and muscle shirt. *

Odin: What a fine piece of American craftsmen ship.

* Part of the wall Odin just finished creeks and falls off from the rest of the structure. *

Odin: well almost. I guess that’s American construction for you.

* Odin takes a look back at what happened and looks back at the camera. *

Odin: Do you wana know why such fine budding institutions fall apart? Because the youth of today don’t know how to keep it together. Here we are coming very close to the Pay Per View, a two on one situation with these two star struck lovers that will meet their fate in fair Verona.

* Or Tampa, your choice. *

Odin: They must be sitting in separate hotel rooms some where trying to get the other to hang the phone up first as they say their good byes for the evening. So I built what you see behind me.

* A terrible tree house ? *

Odin: The sacred and hollowed ground for young love. The only problem is that I tried to harness that young love to help me build it and you know what happened?

* you used the wrong end of the hammer? *

Odin: True love doesn’t exist. The whole happy couple ideal.. This tree house ideal just doesn’t exist. The ideal is that they’ll go hide up in that tree house and play doctor or play suing for alimony for Natalia’s pretty little “ potty pants “ Polly doll.

* some more of the structure falls apart. *

Odin: But this isn’t the classic American tree house ideals with the picket fence and the dog and the kids and the happy life. This is that funky thing called reality. More important this is Odin Balfore’s reality. So in reality, my reality, Odin Balfore’s reality- young love just falls apart quicker then that tree house. That’s what I want to show everybody. Going up against Odin Balfore in a two on one match just isn’t a good idea but its like facing that impending storm with out a sound structure over head to provide protection. What’s Andy Star going to put a little piece of the news paper of Natalia’s head, brush her hair back and tell her its going to be alright? It’s raining cold hard facts up in this motha fucka and you think a Garfield comic strip is going to keep your little love nest safe.

* I hope she doesn’t have lasagna in her pockets. *

The base of your relation is weak, unfounded, under construction and that isn’t going to help your tag team issues that you will face because I will create them. Hell, we all know I’ve already created them. Do you honestly think they’re off “ training “ or “ practicing “ well yea, I guess they are “ practicing.”

* Yeah “ target “ practicing. *

I don’t believe a word of it, if the even show up on camera to defend themselves and their position on this match. They aren’t going to say or do anything beyond the basics, just like what I did to build that tree house but heaven forbid I try an help these to kids out.

* Suddenly I think heaven really did forbid it because a bolt of lightning came down and splintered the tree house across the yard. Some pieces even flew over Odin’s head and landed in front of him by his feet. *

See, that’s what happens when you faced the incoming storm with insufficient shelter. Mother Nature, much like Odin Balfore have been doing this FORVER. We both have mastered our craft.

* Too bad your craft isn’t tree houses… all those poor birds. *

This, that right behind me, that’s called foreshadowing. That’s what happens when two young kids like Andy and Natalia go up against a guy like me. Shit gets destroyed.

* On the bright side, anyone for roast chicken? *

Is the picture clear enough; have I illustrated my point? The two of you are hiding under a tree house when the storms just going to run you over. This ain’t time for training, practicing, playing doctor, thinking that love will conquer me because your feelings are nothing but a hindrance for you and an asset for me. I know that Andy isn’t going to stand by when I smack Natalia’s lips off her face an I know Natalia wont sit by when I got Andy up in a bear hug and you can hear his lungs being squeezed out like tooth paste. You’re going to interfere, you’re going to make mistakes.. Mistake of passion in the heat of moment. Odin Balfore doesn’t make such mistakes just like mother nature. Might as well call me father nature.

* WWOOOO *

you come at me, you make mistakes, you don’t think things through and I WILL capitalize on them and you WILL make mistakes. Neither one of you have the experience to come in and get the upper hand on me. The only thing that can help you is trying to double team me but since one of you have to be hugging that turn buckle post you’re bound by that little white string. I’m not bound by that. I’m not bound by a hot tag, by a team mate, by my team mates ability. Odin balfore has no bounds just like mother nature. Want to know why?
Because we’re both bad motha fucka’s. We’re both the top of our game, the apex of our environment. Nothing on earth trumps mother nature and nothing in that ring trumps Odin Balfore.

Remember that.. You’re hiding in the proverbial tree house where as Odin Balfore is that incoming storm. I’m that incoming storm that’s plagued this industry for nearly twelve years. I’ve perfected what I do an I can’t wait to see the looks on your faces, the sorrow in your eyes when I lift the other up and slam them back down to the mat. I think I’ll start out with that little girly first.. Break her back, listen to her scream, infuriate Andy Starr because every may need a star but know UWA has one and there ain’t enough room for the both of us so sorry Andy, but you’ll have to fall.

and Natalia.. Her nights just beginning.

* Lame! *

and after I get done with the two of you and your little tree house, I’ll move onto Roy Speede or Hope Dudley and use my skills to take that Universal title away from them because the universe stops here and the Odin Balfore ERA continues here in UWA.. So I have spoken, so it shall.. Come to pass.


* Odin starts to walk off as the scene begins to fade to black. *


~~FINN