Post by Classy J on Aug 19, 2011 22:32:41 GMT -5
So backstage is where we're at, a camera man approaching J. Who was sitting in a chair and working on a crossword puzzle. Eventually after J. blowing him off, the cameraman would cough and J. would sigh and turn around. He had his sunglasses and fedora on despite being inside.
"What? I'm kinda busy.......oh right whatshisface, that guy I'm fighting. Eh, I'm not too worried about the size advantage. It's like the promo for our match said, he's white trash. And I'm pretty sure he's not that smart because he calls himself "The Drifter". He probably doesn't even know what a drifter is, unless he's talking about his mind drifting away during a match, then he might be a little smart, but still pretty clueless. So I outclass him, no pun intended, in speed and cunning....I prolly have better technique than him too, assuming all his strength is beer muscle. So that's 3 things over his brute strength. So like I said....not worried about it bro. Now if you'll excuse me this crossword puzzle needs taken care of."
"What? I'm kinda busy.......oh right whatshisface, that guy I'm fighting. Eh, I'm not too worried about the size advantage. It's like the promo for our match said, he's white trash. And I'm pretty sure he's not that smart because he calls himself "The Drifter". He probably doesn't even know what a drifter is, unless he's talking about his mind drifting away during a match, then he might be a little smart, but still pretty clueless. So I outclass him, no pun intended, in speed and cunning....I prolly have better technique than him too, assuming all his strength is beer muscle. So that's 3 things over his brute strength. So like I said....not worried about it bro. Now if you'll excuse me this crossword puzzle needs taken care of."
