Post by ebirah on Jul 24, 2011 16:40:35 GMT -5
07/20/2011
La Jolla, California
Night…
The scene opens outside in the park where Ebirah spent his tortured childhood playing in. Ebirah is sitting on a bench in the middle of the park. Standing behind him are his minions in the Twilight Zone. Trick r’ Treat, one of the masked rudos that comprises this faction, is holding a lantern to light the scene. Ebirah, who is starting at the ground but has something in his hands that he is looking at, starts his monologue.
Ebirah: Months ago I was a slave to the people who caused my mental torment. They made me into nothing more than a subordinate while they wanted everything to themselves. I vowed to never put myself in that position again. That is when I changed from this…
He finally looks up and holds up his old red mask from his original gimmick.
Ebirah: To this.
He brings that mask down and points to his current mask with his other hand.
Ebirah: I went from being Spiny Lobster in The Reef led by my best friend Blue Shark into the master of darkness known as Ebirah.
At this point Ebirah stands up and begins to take a stroll through the park with his ghoulish pals in tow as he continues his monologue.
Ebirah: Years ago when I was on my own my best friend Blue Shark wasn’t there for me. He never was there for me…just like everybody else. That was until I The Twilight Zone came over and gave me a purpose. It gave me the purpose of destroying everything on this planet and rebuilding it in the image the Old Ones originally intended it to be. Now it is nothing more than a scum infested hellhole that needs to be destroyed. It makes me happy to share my suffering, to share my pain with the world. Speaking of pain and suffering this leads me to my opponent this week here in the UWA.
He smiles deviously under his mask almost salivating at the thought of getting to destroy another pathetic human in the ring.
Ebirah: This week I am facing you Andy Star and quite frankly I’m not impressed. Now I know a lot about stars. In fact I know a lot about the universe and astronomy as a whole. In time stars die just like everything else in this miserable reality. After they die they turn into White Dwarfs and that’s exactly what is going to happen to you after you face me in the ring. Since your miniscule brain cannot comprehend what exactly that I’m saying let me explain it to you in a way you can understand. A white dwarf is a star that has grown smaller in size and is starts off white hot but slowly loses all of its energy before ending up as a cold black dwarf. You’re going to fade into a nothingness that you have never before experience in your entire sad, miserable life.
Stopping for a moment to cackle to himself. He then points to the darkness of the sky above his head. The camera pans up for a moment showing the twilight sky before panning back down to show Ebirah once again.
Ebirah: You see all of that darkness in the sky right now? That is what you have to look forward to this week. Nothing but a cold, black emptiness made up of all the sadness and misery that you have experienced in your entire life. Think of me as Pinhead from Hellraiser. I’m only here to make you suffer.
He smiles and then rubs his hands together in anticipation over getting his hands on Star.
Ebirah: And I’m going to enjoy it since I’ve already been training to work on some new submission moves to make you suffer with. To top it all off apparently this show is apparently a pay-per-view now which is news to me. Here I am preparing to destroy some fading Star in the ring and now it’s a pay-per-view. This changes everything. I’m telling you people Blue Shark is somehow behind this! It’s a complete conspiracy against me! Nobody wants to see the Twilight Zone take over!
One his minions clears his throat. Ebirah turns around to see Pumpkinhead shaking his head. Ebirah raises an eyebrow underneath his mask and then saunters over to Pumpkinhead to confer with him. He then turns back to the camera.
Ebirah: I found out that the next show is the pay-per-view. My mistake. However it doesn’t change the fact that Andy Star is going to be extinguished just like any other object in this universe and that I will go on to win the UWA Intercontinental Championship whether anybody likes it or not. You will all soon find out that I am the guy you’re going to have to fear here in the UWA. I am the man who is going to rule this place with an iron fist. I’m the man who you’re all going to fear and show the world the cowardice that lurks inside of you hidden behind the bravado of your machismo and trash talk. My name is Ebirah and soon you will all be pulled into…The Twilight Zone.
He cackles maniacally before walking off screen with his goons as the scene fades to black.
La Jolla, California
Night…
The scene opens outside in the park where Ebirah spent his tortured childhood playing in. Ebirah is sitting on a bench in the middle of the park. Standing behind him are his minions in the Twilight Zone. Trick r’ Treat, one of the masked rudos that comprises this faction, is holding a lantern to light the scene. Ebirah, who is starting at the ground but has something in his hands that he is looking at, starts his monologue.
Ebirah: Months ago I was a slave to the people who caused my mental torment. They made me into nothing more than a subordinate while they wanted everything to themselves. I vowed to never put myself in that position again. That is when I changed from this…
He finally looks up and holds up his old red mask from his original gimmick.
Ebirah: To this.
He brings that mask down and points to his current mask with his other hand.
Ebirah: I went from being Spiny Lobster in The Reef led by my best friend Blue Shark into the master of darkness known as Ebirah.
At this point Ebirah stands up and begins to take a stroll through the park with his ghoulish pals in tow as he continues his monologue.
Ebirah: Years ago when I was on my own my best friend Blue Shark wasn’t there for me. He never was there for me…just like everybody else. That was until I The Twilight Zone came over and gave me a purpose. It gave me the purpose of destroying everything on this planet and rebuilding it in the image the Old Ones originally intended it to be. Now it is nothing more than a scum infested hellhole that needs to be destroyed. It makes me happy to share my suffering, to share my pain with the world. Speaking of pain and suffering this leads me to my opponent this week here in the UWA.
He smiles deviously under his mask almost salivating at the thought of getting to destroy another pathetic human in the ring.
Ebirah: This week I am facing you Andy Star and quite frankly I’m not impressed. Now I know a lot about stars. In fact I know a lot about the universe and astronomy as a whole. In time stars die just like everything else in this miserable reality. After they die they turn into White Dwarfs and that’s exactly what is going to happen to you after you face me in the ring. Since your miniscule brain cannot comprehend what exactly that I’m saying let me explain it to you in a way you can understand. A white dwarf is a star that has grown smaller in size and is starts off white hot but slowly loses all of its energy before ending up as a cold black dwarf. You’re going to fade into a nothingness that you have never before experience in your entire sad, miserable life.
Stopping for a moment to cackle to himself. He then points to the darkness of the sky above his head. The camera pans up for a moment showing the twilight sky before panning back down to show Ebirah once again.
Ebirah: You see all of that darkness in the sky right now? That is what you have to look forward to this week. Nothing but a cold, black emptiness made up of all the sadness and misery that you have experienced in your entire life. Think of me as Pinhead from Hellraiser. I’m only here to make you suffer.
He smiles and then rubs his hands together in anticipation over getting his hands on Star.
Ebirah: And I’m going to enjoy it since I’ve already been training to work on some new submission moves to make you suffer with. To top it all off apparently this show is apparently a pay-per-view now which is news to me. Here I am preparing to destroy some fading Star in the ring and now it’s a pay-per-view. This changes everything. I’m telling you people Blue Shark is somehow behind this! It’s a complete conspiracy against me! Nobody wants to see the Twilight Zone take over!
One his minions clears his throat. Ebirah turns around to see Pumpkinhead shaking his head. Ebirah raises an eyebrow underneath his mask and then saunters over to Pumpkinhead to confer with him. He then turns back to the camera.
Ebirah: I found out that the next show is the pay-per-view. My mistake. However it doesn’t change the fact that Andy Star is going to be extinguished just like any other object in this universe and that I will go on to win the UWA Intercontinental Championship whether anybody likes it or not. You will all soon find out that I am the guy you’re going to have to fear here in the UWA. I am the man who is going to rule this place with an iron fist. I’m the man who you’re all going to fear and show the world the cowardice that lurks inside of you hidden behind the bravado of your machismo and trash talk. My name is Ebirah and soon you will all be pulled into…The Twilight Zone.
He cackles maniacally before walking off screen with his goons as the scene fades to black.