Post by Drunky McGee on Apr 19, 2012 13:23:46 GMT -5
PART 1: AFTER SLAM
Rick Mad, wearing his black jean shorts and a black UWA T-shirt, emerged from one of the doors that lead to seating for the WCF Arena. He had just attacked Logan during a match on Slam, and as he looked behind him he realized Logan was chasing him.
Rick Mad: Shit.
Although Rick had prepared for the sneak attack, he wasn't totally prepared for a continued brawl. And Logan was gaining fast. Several fans tried stopping Rick, asking for autographs or whathaveyou, but Rick continued pushing them away, looking for the door that would lead to his car. Like a chase scene in a horror movie, Logan slowly gained on him.
Rick Mad: Alright, fine. Might as well get this over with.
Rick stopped running and turned, right as Logan caught up to him. Logan went for a punch, but Rick ducked away, sending Logan sailing into a WCF merchandise table. Rick ran at Logan and without missing a beat, Logan hit a Back Bodydrop on him, sending Rick sailing OVER the table and into the area for salespeople. The salespeople quickly scattered, causing the impoverished people of Reading to start grabbing at the newly unguarded merchandise. Rick quickly grabbed at a Logan bobblehead and smashed Logan over the head with it, busting him open. Rick then climbed back over the table and threw Logan into a nearby glass door. Logan hit it, stumbled away and hit Rick with an unexpected and vicious kick to the gut. Rick doubled over and Logan hit a DDT right onto the pavement. Finally security caught up to them.
Security Guard: HEY! HEY! Get out of here!
Logan ran away from the security guard, satisfied with the damage he'd caused. The guards began to pick Rick up, handcuffing him.
Security Guard: You don't work here, you idiot! Come on guys, let's get him out of here.
And with that, the guards escorted Rick away, while nearby fans chanted "RICK! RICK!" and "UWA! UWA!"
PART 2: RELEASED FROM JAIL
It was about 1 AM when a Berks County Prison guard finally approached Rick's holding cell. Rick looked up excitedly as it was unlocked, and standing there was Zach Davis. Rick stood up quickly.
Rick Mad: BOB!
Zach, AKA Bob, and the BCP guard entered the cell.
Jail Guard: This man has posted your bail. You professional wrestlers think you can just attack people and not face any consequences.. boneheads..
Bob looked at Rick, struggling not to laugh to himself. The guard escorted Rick and Bob out of the building. The two headed towards Zach's car in the darkness.
Bob: So, I guess beating Logan last week didn't really end things like you wanted them to, do it?
Rick Mad: Nope. I mean, I really thought it would, but things just escalated. I got booked against him again, this time in a Steel Cage match! So I figured if I'm gonna end up feuding with the guy, I might as well bring it to him full force.
Bob: Hence the attack earlier, yeah. I get it.
Rick and Bob reached the car. Zach unlocked it and the two got inside.
Bob: Well, the night is young. What do you want to do?
Rick Mad: Well, I've taken the fight to Logan via attack... but that was just an attack. He got at me personally with that whole Danita thing, maybe I should do a personal attack too. I have an idea. You and I haven't done a REAL promo together for a long time... how about it?
Bob: Oh lord... you know what? Sure.
The car drove away, destination unknown.
PART 3: THE TEAM OF MADDERY
The scene opens up in a basement, presumably the same basement Rick spoke to Logan from last week. However, there is now a small structure made out of cardboard. The base is regulard brown cardboard, but there is an opening for someone to stand there, and above that a red sign with "LOGAN'S JUMBO HOT DOG SHACK" written in yellow above it. Suddenly, Rick Mad emerges. However he has a wig on to appear to look like Logan, and he's wearing a shirt that says "ToM".
Rick Mad: HOT DOGS! GET YOUR JUMBO HOT DOGS HERE!
Suddenly, Bob walks into the scene. He is also wearing a ToM shirt. He also has a shaggy black wig on, a fake scar drawn on his face. He's looking down, playing a Nintendo 3DS... he appears to be a parody of Logan's partner in WCF, Super FPV. Bob "accidentally" walks into the shack, not paying attention to where he's going due to the game.
Rick Mad: SUPER BOB! Shut up! Boudle!
Super Bob: Oh, hey Rick. If it isn't The Ass of Treachery himself!
Rick Mad: Shut up! I'll do.. what ya gotta do.. to get to the top! Boudle! Shut up!
Super Bob: Come on, man. You know me. You don't just have to yell random catchphrases.
Rick Mad: Shut up! End of f'n quote!
Super Bob: Look, I'm taking a break from playing Kid Icarus here. If you don't want to have an actual conversation I'll go back to fantasizing about all the kinky things I plan to do with Roy Speede in the Chamber.
Rick Mad: Shut up! You want a Jumbo Hot Dog?
Super Bob: Sure, why not?
Rick pulls out a hot dog from the shack. The "jumbo hotdog" is actually tiny, and dotted with green, red, and purple marks. Bob's face contorts with disgust.
Rick Mad: Oh, sorry, forgot my special sauce!
Rick pulls out a bottle and squeezes some kind of white/brown sauce onto the hot dog. Bob's face looks even more grossed out now.
Super Bob: What... what is on this thing?
Rick Mad: We call it the Logan Special! Modeled after Logan's very own "jumbo hotdog," if you will, this thing is life sized. It has what we like to call "flavor molecules," each color reflecting a different sexually transmitted disease that Logan carries. And the special sauce, also known as Santorum Sauce, well-
Super Bob: ENOUGH! Enough. I don't want to know.
Rick Mad: Yeah, just Google it. Anyway, here you go.
Rick tries to hand the hot dog to Super Bob, and Bob reluctantly takes it.
Rick Mad: Shut up! Boudle! Go on, eat it.
Bob raises the hot dog to his mouth, its a few inches away... but before he can bite down, he throws it away.
Super Bob: I CAN'T! I can't. This thing is too disgusting.
Rick Mad: Just like Logan himself! The most disgusting man to ever enter pro wrestling. He parodied my wife, but at least I've HAD a wife. Logan has been on a ten or twenty year streak of one night stands. And not attractive women. UGLY women. Probably a few transvestites... okay, DEFINITELY a few transvestites. And I'm not talking trash here, I'm just giving a history lesson, that is what Logan does! He has sex. With. Anything.
Super Bob: At least Logan can get laid, unlike me, Super Bob. All I do is play videogames and jerk off to the female characters in them. Well, and to Roy Speede.
Rick Mad: You see Logan, at Rush Hour you're not against the regular old Rick Mad, no. Tonight, I've formed the Team of Maddery to take on your dumb little Team of Treachery. And at Rush Hour, in that steel cage, I'm going to put an end to you and take you out of UWA once and for all, so I can get back to what I'm REALLY here for. To resurrect my career. See you then, Ass of Treachery.
The scene ends with Rick exiting the Hot Dog Shack and stomping down on Logan's Jumbo Hot Dog, squishing the gross combination of meat and sauce beneath his heel.