Post by Eric Green on Apr 17, 2012 22:18:59 GMT -5
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Track #1 – Rush Hour Champ
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I’ll start with Joanne...
Its my debut match and it's for a title, I met a chick back stage she told me I was her idle.
I told her "I’m new here you should show me around," she said "oh that's great cause I run this town".
She started to grab me and touch me all over, which is really weird that usually never happens when their sober.
She gave me a look and tried to touch my dick, I told her woah, back off I’ll fell bad for Bard Pitt
I asked her to stop it but she refused, I looked at her lips and god damn they were huge.
I looked at her and asked "where are you a resident?" She said "Jersey Shore," I said "oh that explains it."
"Explains what!?" she shouted really loud, and before I knew it along came a crowd.
I told her "back off you don't want a piece of this really," she screamed "they call me the godfather, welcome to the family!"
She charged at my ass and I got scared, the bitch was 5'11, just imagine her man!
She swung at my face so moved to the side, she'll be out of breath soon, the lady's 35.
Security came to break us up I said fine, I guess it's a good thing they came she was asking for a punchline!
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Haha, alright let's see what I got for Star...
About an hour later I was in my locker room, a guy knock on the door dressed sharp like a groom.
I said "whats up" he just nodded his head, his hair looked retarded like he just got out of bed.
He said, "if you're my opponent you're in trouble fella," I said "oh shut up now tell me about Bella."
He pointed to my sweats he grinned, "how raggy." I pointed to his face, "bitch, how faggy."
He started to get mad, I thought he might transform. He looked like a little kid that belonged in a dorm.
I pointed to the door said "get out, get lost, I’ll see again you on Thursday when your ass gets tossed!"
Bonus Track and Interview coming Thursday!
Track #1 – Rush Hour Champ
- -
I’ll start with Joanne...
Its my debut match and it's for a title, I met a chick back stage she told me I was her idle.
I told her "I’m new here you should show me around," she said "oh that's great cause I run this town".
She started to grab me and touch me all over, which is really weird that usually never happens when their sober.
She gave me a look and tried to touch my dick, I told her woah, back off I’ll fell bad for Bard Pitt
I asked her to stop it but she refused, I looked at her lips and god damn they were huge.
I looked at her and asked "where are you a resident?" She said "Jersey Shore," I said "oh that explains it."
"Explains what!?" she shouted really loud, and before I knew it along came a crowd.
I told her "back off you don't want a piece of this really," she screamed "they call me the godfather, welcome to the family!"
She charged at my ass and I got scared, the bitch was 5'11, just imagine her man!
She swung at my face so moved to the side, she'll be out of breath soon, the lady's 35.
Security came to break us up I said fine, I guess it's a good thing they came she was asking for a punchline!
- -
Haha, alright let's see what I got for Star...
About an hour later I was in my locker room, a guy knock on the door dressed sharp like a groom.
I said "whats up" he just nodded his head, his hair looked retarded like he just got out of bed.
He said, "if you're my opponent you're in trouble fella," I said "oh shut up now tell me about Bella."
He pointed to my sweats he grinned, "how raggy." I pointed to his face, "bitch, how faggy."
He started to get mad, I thought he might transform. He looked like a little kid that belonged in a dorm.
I pointed to the door said "get out, get lost, I’ll see again you on Thursday when your ass gets tossed!"
Bonus Track and Interview coming Thursday!
