Post by Ryan Blake on Oct 14, 2011 23:32:33 GMT -5
Match 1 thrown out due to no-shows. - Dusk gets the win.
DD: Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Nightmare!!
JS: That’s right everyone we have a big show tonight, we’re going to kick it right off with our first match in just a moment. It's a Triple Threat Match for the newest UWA title. The Rush Hour Title!
DD: All right, at least I get to look at one of the finest looking honey's I have ever seen.
JS: You don't mean Katrina do you?
DD: Who else?
The lights in the arena dim as Dropdead Gorgeous By Republica hits the P.A. A female figure in evening gown, a sash and a tiara begins to be elevated from the ramp way. As this woman is being elevated, gold fireworks shoot off from the sides of the ramp way, then from the jumbo tron, then from the ceiling above. Finally, doves are released from above the jumbo tron. Finally, "Little Miss Perfect" Katrina Nova finally arises on the ramp way in a black evening gown. She gives princess wave and blows kisses to her fans for a second. People can clearly see that her sash reads "Little Miss Perfect" on it as she does. But then, she steps forward as she waves and blows kisses. She stops and her personal assistant D'Kwquan comes running out from behind the curtain and begins to unstrap the back of her dress to a positive response from the male viewers.
DD: I love her entrance so much... I mean she actually strips down to nothing... Or close to nothing.
JS: She's setting a bad example for young girls that watch.
The dress falls off revealing her black top and short black tights... the sash and tiara stay on. She makes her way to ringside, but stops on the walkway and does a few push ups as more fireworks go off from behind her and D'kquan tries to get the crowd behind her by raising his arms. She climbs up the steel steps and stops in the middle of the apron. She once again gives a beauty pageant wave and blows a kiss before swinging her leg up and entering between the middle and top ropes. Once in the ring, she gives a kiss blow but then drops and does more push ups in the middle of the ring with D'kwquan looking on at ringside.
"300 Violins" hits the PA system as Bishop lets the fans hang in suspense. After a few moment Nathan appears out from the curtain and looks around the arena with a cocky grin on his face. He looks to the ring and points and boasts to himself. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, taunting the crowd on the turnbuckle before jumping down, waiting for the match to start.
DD: Nate Bishop... What kind of guy looses to a woman?
JS: What are you talking about?
DD: When he lost his Title to Denise... I mean that was just sickening.
JS: I think she's great, even though her choice in men is crappy...
DD: I'm surprised that she can be in the same room with Klayton. After all he is great.
"Monsters" Matchbook Romance begins to play over the loud speakers, as Fear appears at the entrance.
DD: This is another guy that disappointed me the last couple of weeks.
JS: Why because he lost?
DD: That's right.
DING DING
The match begins as soon as Fear gets in the ring. Katrina slips back to a corner and watches Nate, and Fear lock up. Fear gets the upper hand, and hits Nate with a hard right to the face. The ref gets on Fear, but he just ignores the ref as he shoves Nate back to the mat and goes for a leg drop only to have Nate move out of the way as Fear comes down hitting nothing but canvas. Katrina laughs at Fear, who quickly turns around and moves toward her only to have Nate hit Fear with a low leg kick, dropping Fear to the mat. Katrina takes full advantage, and climbs up onto the second rope, and hits a moonsault right onto Fear, and goes for the pin...
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Nate stomps on Katrina, as she rolls off looking up at him. He slowly drags her to her feet, and hits a suplex sending her back to the mat, and goes for the pin...
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2...
Fear is back on his feet, and hits Nate in the back with a flying drop kick, causing him to release the pin. Katrina rolls out of the way, and slowly starts to get to her feet, as Fear drags Nate to his feet.
DD: This is going to be great.
JS: Nate is getting double teamed here. I mean Katrina is just as bad as Fear.
DD: And that's the glory of it. Katrina won't stop until she gets another title.
JS: That's what I'm afraid of.
Fear finally gets Nate to his feet, and hits him with a neck breaker before sending him to the mat once again, and goes for a pin...
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2...
Nate gets the shoulder up, as Fear looks in disbelief only to have Katrina's foot meet with Fear's face.
DS: DAMN!
JS: That one had to hurt. Didn't see it coming did he?
DD: Not at all.
Fear hits the mat, as Nate gets to his feet, only to have Katrina start in with a few stomps bringing him down to the mat once again. Nate rolls out of the way of the last stomp and grabs her foot, and keeps hold as he gets to his feet, and soon locks down the figure 4, as Katrina screams out in pain, as the ref asks if she wants to quit. Katrina shakes her head no, as Nate locks down the move even more.
DD: C'mon Katrina...Don't let this loser make you quit.
JS: I don't think she's going to hold out much longer. I mean she's like a toothpick.
DD: Nate can't win this! Please don't let him win this!
Nate locks down the move even more, and Katrina taps!!
DING DING
RP scores
Nova
0/100
Fear
0/100
Nate
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
20 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
15 points for Scene Description
DD: Damn it! Where was Fear when Katrina needed him?
JS: Passed out on the mat after Katrina kicked him in the head!
DD: That just sucks!
JS: Well stop complaining it’s time for our main event!
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour hits the P.A. system as Klayton, Denise and Neptune enter. The three of them make their way down to the ring as there is a very loud mixed reaction from the fans.
DD: dun, dun dun-dun. Dun, dun dun-dun.
JS: why are you singing the wedding song?
DD: well look Jesse! You have the couple, followed by the best man!
JS: you are terrible, you know that!
The three enter the ring and taunt the crowd.
“With Oden On Our Side" by Amon Amarth now begins to play as the next team enters the stage. The three of them looked pumped and ready to go as they make their way down the ramp and to the ring, ignoring all reaction by the fans and focusing on the three people in the ring. The three get to the bottom of the ramp, Odin steps over the top rope and enters as Santiago and Shane climb the steps.
The six of them stare each other down, then…
The lights dim and “Down and Out” by Tantric pounds the P.A. system. A white fog rushes the stage. When the lyrics start, Ryan Blake walks on to the stage. He has a black bag in his hand and the fans are going crazy. He rolls his neck, and begins to walk down the ramp. On his way down he gives some high fives to the fans. When he reaches the ring and slides in on his stomach. He comes to his feet and signals for a mic. One of the ringside staff tosses him one.
Ryan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, how’s the show so far?
The fans scream.
Ryan: good, that’s what I like to here. Now we announced earlier in the week that the winners of this match would receive a big reward. And receive a big reward they will! Earlier in the show you were introduced to a brand new title in UWA. But now I am going to introduce 3 more!! That’s right.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out one of the titles.
Ryan: We have nice new tag team championships.
The fans cheer. Ryan reaches in again.
Ryan: and we have a beautiful new world championship!
They cheer again.
Ryan: and the best part is… All three of these titles are going to be on the line right now!!
The fans scream and cheer.
Ryan: Lower that fucking chamber!
Ryan exits the ring, gives the titles to a staff and leaves the arena, once he is pasts the curtain the cage is completely closed and the staff show the wrestlers to their chambers. The two men left in the ring are Klayton and Odin.
DING DING
The match kicks off as Odin knocks Klayton down with a shoulder. He gets to his feet, they lock up and Klayton goes behind the giant Odin. Odin turns quickly before Klayton can do any damage and takes Klayton to the mat with a headlock. Klayton now comes back and hits Odin with a bunch of really hard right hands. He doesn’t stop and makes Odin stumble over the rope onto the chamber platform.
JS: woah! The big man goes down.
DD: That was like chopping down a tree!
Klayton goes over the ropes and continues while he is down. He lifts Odin up and tswings but Odin blocks it and they both try to slam each other’s heads into the steel. But Odin puts his hand out to stop his head from hitting, and so does Klayton. Klayton gives Odin a kick and goes for a springboard but Odin moves. Klayton sees Odin move and leaps onto the cage and kicks Odin in the head.
DD: Poor Klayton, all he can do is kick this freakin giant.
JS: yea, but look! He’s kicking his ass!
DD: yea probably no for long!
Odin now tumbles back in the ring and Klayton goes for the cover!
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Odin kicks out and quickly takes back control. Now he works Klayton in the corner of the ring. He backs up and the runs back with a big clothesline. Klayton ducks under and comes back with yet another kick to the face. Klayton climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a UFO but Odin pushes him off the top and into Neptune’s Chamber. Odin rubs Klayton’s face into Neptune’s chamber.
JS: It’s about that time Denis!
DD: Yes it is. Now considering this is the first elimination chamber ever in UWA, let me explain how thinks work. Normally in an elimination chamber every 5 minutes a new member comes out of there pod. But here in UWA every 5 minutes TWO members come out of there pod!
JS: This keeps the teams even and makes the match that much more intense!
Fans: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Santiago and Denise enter and they come in ready to go. Santiago rushes and clotheslines Klayton. Denise then rushes over to help him out and gives a big scoops slam to Santiago. Denise now takes Santiago out on the steel platform. She tries to suplex him but he reverses it and slams her back onto the steel platform. Santiago stares and taunts Neptune in his chamber. Denise gets up and holds he back in pain, but doesn’t stop. She and Santiago go at it punch for punch now while locked up. Meanwhile Klayton and Odin are doing the same, in the ring. Odin now gives Klayton a big one and he falls to the mat. He picks him up and irish whips him hard to the ropes and Klayton flips over onto the platform next to Denise. Santiago now goes for Klayton and Odin goes for Denise.
DD: A little flip-flop technique here.
He pulls her into the ring and irish whips her to the ropes. She comes back and dodges a shoulder from Odin and gives him a snap DDT. Klayton get the advantage over Santiago now outside the ring and he slams Santiago’s head into the steel cage. Santiago tries to fight back but Klayton has got a lead on him now that he is using the cage to his advantage. Denise now tries to german suplex Odin but she can’t seem to lift him. Odin chuckles at her attempt and gives her a very hard right hand to the stomach, which brings her to the mat.
JS: oh man, that had to hurt bad!
Odin lifts her up. Klayton outside the ring now, has Santiago trying to get to his feet. He gets up on one knee and Klayton sees his chance. He runs and get Klayton in the Shinning Triangle!
DD: Klayton looking to finish off Santiago here!!
JS: yea but look in the ring!!
Odin now flips Denise up onto his shoulders and before the crowd can even react, he slams he down to the mat!
DD: The Mark of Odin!!
Odin goes for the pin..
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2…
3!!!
JS: Denise is eliminated!! I can’t believe it!!
DD: Oh my god, look!! Santiago is tapping out, on the platform! Santiago is also eliminated!!
JS: This is nucking futs!! It’s that time again!!
Crowd: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!
Just as the two exit the ring, two more come in! Shane and Neptune are quickly involved in the match. Just as Shane gets out of his pod, Klayton gives him a kick to the gut and irish whips him into his chamber, breaking the glass all over the platform!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!!
DD: If I had a nickel for every time a UWA fan yelled “holy shit”….
Klayton now uses the steel on Shane and then clotheslines him back into the ring. Odin on the other side of the ring hits a second rope DDT and drops Neptune’s head on the steel. Neptune gets up surprisingly quick and tries to keep control of himself. Back on the other side Klayton is pinning Shane after he crashed through that chamber.
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But he kicks out. Odin stomps on Neptune now as Neptune tries to get back to his senses. Neptune blocks one of Odin’s kicks and grabs his foot. But Odin just keeps on him, stomping away.
JS: I don’t know about this, Odin is looking restless or reckless. Look at how he’s just kicking Neptune.
Neptune now grabs another one of Odin’s kicks and wraps his foot in the nearby rope. Odin, frustrated, tries to wiggle out but he is tangled. Neptune gives Odin a couple hard shots to the face. Now he gets a big spark in his eye. Neptune takes off his socks and shoes and he climbs up to the top rope. But oh, he doesn’t stop there. He turns again and grabs onto the chamber. He jumps up to the top and the fans pop like crazy. Neptune now leaps off of the chamber, directly at Odin and with those dangerous feet of his, kicks Odin with a huge kick right in the center of his chest. Odin now crashes to the mat, freed of the ropes.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!!
DD: Ten cents.
Neptune has to get himself together for a moment before going for the pin.
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3!!
JS: Odin is out! I cannot believe my eyes!! The giant is gone!!
Shane now looks hopeless left all alone in the ring with the two opponents. Klayton and Neptune double team Shane. The two take complete control over Shane and don’t put him through too much misery before they decide to finish him off and end the match. The two of them bring Sane to the turnbuckle and lift him up to the top rope. Now they climb up to him and with perfect timing, they lift and drop him down to the mat!
JS: Damn! A double superplex there on poor Shane!
They go for the pin together, with a foot of each on Shane.
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3!!
DING DING
RP Scores (As Team)
Klayton, Neptune, Denise
25 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
25 points for Scene Description
Odin, Shane, Santiago
25 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
20 points for Scene Description
DD: They did it!! They really did it! This is crazy!!
JS: This whole arena is in shock right now!! What a win for these two!
DD: And Denise too!!
JS: I can’t wait to see Rush Hour next week, we have to see what they’re going to do with the new championships!!!