Post by Ryan Blake on Sept 12, 2011 17:57:04 GMT -5
LIVE from Tampa, FL - September 12th, 2011
"This is how an angel dies. Blame it on my ADD baby, Sail!"
"This is how an angel dies. Blame it on my ADD baby, Sail!"
DD- It’s September, Fall Brawl Time!
JS- Welcome to the dance folks! Welcome to Tampa, Florida!
DD- Let me tell you that we have a great card for you tonight, including a Last man standing match, a TLC match for Jakobs IC tile.. Roy Speede will be Defending his world title here tonight but maybe the most anticipated match of the night being that open invitational Battle Royal to crown UWA’s newest title- the TV title!
JS - oh, it’s going to be an amazing night- that’s for damn sure!
OPEN BATTLE ROYAL for the TV TITLE
DD- Well then, lets dive right into Fall Brawl 2011, here comes the first entry to that battle royal! Who's it gonna be!?
There is a long pause in the arena, the fans silently wait…
"Cult of Personality" begins to play and Klayton Gunn bust through the curtain as the fans go insane!
DD- Oh good! Porcupine Man is here to save the day!
JS- That’s no porcupine Denis! It's Klayton Gunn!
DD- Right, I knew that!
JS- This man left last weeks Rush Hour victorious, now I wonder if he can do it again.
DD- This time with a shiny new title around his waist!
"300 Violins" hits the PA system as Nate Bishop lets the fans hang in suspense. After a few moments Nate appears out from the curtain and looks around the arena with a cocky grin on his face.
DD- Here comes Nate Bishop!
JS- Nate is new to the industry, but I wouldn't underestimate him… It's always the quiet ones!
Nate looks to the ring and points at the two men and boasts to himself. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, taunting the crowd on the turnbuckle before jumping down.
As Nate enters the ring he and Klayton give each other glares. Before the two can even react to each other,
"I am vagabond" hits the PA system and Classy Jay struts out onto the ramp with some small pyro going off in sync to the beginning of the song,
DD- And there he is!! My man, Classy Jay!
JS- Oh give it a break, he barely says hi to you.
DD- well I like the guy, he's well…classy!
Classy strolls down to the ring, sliding in and heading towards the corner turnbuckle. Hopping up and taking a seat on it, removing his hat and jacket.
Next the arena lights dim as Seek and Destroy cues up over the PA system. Flood lights fill the ramp and tunnel as a silhouette grows larger.
DD- And here he comes, another 'veteran newbie', if you will; Who has recently joined with UWA!
Finally Michael Santiago erupts through the curtain; the crowd erupts with cheers and boos. Michael makes his way down the ramp, taunting the audience as he does so before rolling into the ring and finding his way to the closest turnbuckle again taunting the crowd.
The four men circle each other in the ring, thinking the match is about to start. But they are caught by surprise when suddenly, the arena lights go down, as red lights go over the crowd. "Thunderhorse" begins to play, as two small balls of light hit the stage erupting into flame. As the flames die down, we see Denise du Pris sitting upon a large black horse at the back, as it rears up.
DD- Holy shit! What is this?
Denise makes her way down the ramp way on the back of the large horse, only to dismount when she reaches the ring, and hands the reigns to one of the stagehands that wait for her. She climbs the ring stairs, and steps into the ring.
The men stand speechless, all slightly confused.
JS- Talk about a grand entrance!
DD- Talk about hot leather!
JS- When I heard 'Open Battle Royal' I would never think that a diva would enter! But it is open, and she is here!
The crowd goes crazy and the three men in ring just watch her as she stares the four of them down.
DING DING
The match kick of with exactly that, kicks. Klayton runs right away to Classy and kicks him in the gut, he then throws some mixed strikes to the mid section and throws Classy against the ropes. But Classy comes back and hits Klayton with a clothesline. Meanwhile Nate grabs Denise and gets her in an arm bar, though she struggles, she manages to flip herself out of it and give Nate a nice kick to the shoulder which makes him let her go. Classy now takes the downed Klayton and pulls him up, only to kick him in the stomach and judo flip him half way across the ring.
DD- Holy shit! Wo-ho! Gettem Jay!
JS- Oh shut up!
DD- No, you shut up!
Denise gains her balance and swings hard at Nate, but he dodges it. But she swings yet again and gets him this time. Nate really takes the punch hard and Denise then quickly plants him with a snap DDT! Classy now runs over to Klayton and goes for a shinning wizard type kick, but Klayton rolls to his side and instead grabs Classy's leg and gets him in a leg lock. But Classy kicks Klayton off with his other foot and gets up. The two now lock up and Classy starts to get the advantage, he head butts Klayton and irish whips him against the ropes, when Klayton gets back to him with a big spinning sitout neckbreaker slam and the fans go crazy!
Denise picks Nate up but Nate hits her in the midsection and then gets he in a quick headlock. He spins her out of it and hits her with a big dropkick which drops her hard to the mat.
Classy now stalks Klayton, waiting for him to get up…
DD- I can feel it coming, it's bout to get real!
Klayton makes it to his feet, groggy. He gets up and turns around only to be hit by a swift modified snapmare driver! The fans go bonkers, and Classy immediately goes for the cover!
DD- wait, what!? No Jay, no!!
JS- Idiot. It's a battle royal, but I think by instinct he's trying for the pin!
DD- I can't believe this!!
Nate notices Classy trying to pin Klayton who is just about done for. Nate rushes over to Classy while his mind is on pinning Klayton, he lifts him up and slams him back down with a "Future Imperfect" (GTS)! He then picks Classy who is now all fucked up, and throws him down and out of the ring!
DD- NOOO!!
JS- ha. Looks like that's a class act. Done, and done my friend. Classy was just eliminated!
The fans jaws are on the floor but the match doesn't slow down! Santiago, who has practically just been watching the match so far, finally jumps in. He attacks Nate who is vulnerable at the moment, He grabs Nate Bishop at his legs and left him right up and over the top rope, onto the apron! Nate punches Santiago right in the face, as he tries to get back in the ring. Santiago fights back with a chop, and then another. You can here the loud slap throughout the arena.
JS- wow, can you hear that!?
DD- Who can't!?
Nate manages to fight him off and gets back in the ring, he gets Santiago in a suplex position and tries to lift him up, but Santiago holds on to his pants and reverses the move with a picture perfect snap suplex. The both recover from the slam at the same time, it barley effecting Nate who is just in the zone. Out of fucking no where Klayton Gunn violently runs up to the two men and hits them both with a double clothes line, which drops them both the ground. Denise now walks back over to Klayton, who she was just fighting a moment ago, and elbows him in the back of the head. Klayton falls to the ground but tries to sweeps Denise as he falls. Denise falls on top of the three men already on the ground, but gets up quickly, for she only tripped. Klayton slowly gets to his feet and when he does Denise and him grapple up, soon Klayton gets the advantage and kicks Denise with an ezuguri.
Santiago who is now at his feet kicks Nate to keep him down, but then sees an open opportunity at Klayton who has his back turned to him. His face lights up like a 4 year old at a toy store! The fans also notice this and start to cheer…
DD- Oh boy! Can you hear that Jess?
He waits for Klayton to turn around and sure enough, BAM!
JS- The Charisma Kick by Santiago! There it is! There it is!
The fans go crazy and Klayton falls to his left, onto the top rope. He leans on it to hold himself up, groggy. Santiago runs the opposite way, bounces off the ropes and come back to Klayton with a big clothesline, which sends him over the top rope and down onto the floor!
DD- And then there were three! This is getting close here folks!
Nate and Denise get to their feet. They watch each other as they circle the ring.
JS- this is getting tense here.
Nate makes a move! He runs to Santiago and gets him in a head lock. Denise just watches and plans her next move.
Suddenly, straight from the world of random shit:
"Ants Marching" kicks in over the PA, and out walks UWA's newest superstar Chris Chris!
JS- Chris Chris! Wow! The newest UWA superstar is here, making his debut at a pay per view, making his debut match a title match!
DD- But the match is already underway!
JS- True, but it's an open battle royal Denis!
DD- How ballsy! …I like it!
JS- I bet you do Denis, but damn these fans do too!
Chris makes his way quickly down the ramp, excited about his clever planning. He slides in the ring and swings at Denise. Denise ducks under the punch, grabs his pants from the belt, pushes his back down, and knees him in the stomach. Still holding onto his pants she then spins Chris around and literally tosses Chris right back out of the ring.
DD- …Seriously?
Chris has a short spasm attack outside of the ring, before accepting his plan backfired and heads back stage.
JS- Wow, that was slightly embarrassing for Chris.
The fans laugh and cheer. We now turn our attention to Nate and Santiago who are now on the mat, in a submission based battle. They fight back and forth, and try to inflict as much pain on the other before their move is reversed. Denise kicks and breaks up the two of them and they get to their feet as the stumble back to separate turnbuckles. Gaining their balance they now run back and attack each other, Nate and Denise seem to sort of team up on Santiago.
DD- it looks like these two just found a common threat!
Santiago tries to fight back, but he just can't. The two get the advantage of him and irish whip him against the ropes. They struggle to get him over the top rope as he hangs on. He pushes the two of them away and leans off of the ropes. But the two don't quit, they now just come back to him together. Nate shoulders him in the chest and at the same time, Denise grabs and lifts his legs. Together the two manage to get Santiago out of the ring!
JS- wow, this is it now!
DD- that's right, man vs. woman, one on one now!
JS- this is crazy!
Denise and Nate now lock up, the fans are on their feet. They can't believe that this match is coming to an end. Denise now gets the advantage over Nate and flips him into an arm bar. Nate tries to get out of it but she regains her grip. She kicks Nate in the stomach as she tries to take him down. Nate goes down on one knee and Denise now irish whips him. When he comes back Denise hits him with a knee to the face! Nate bounces up groggy and now Denise bounces off the rope, when she comes back she hits him with a big Swords Edge (a running clothesline). She drops Nate to the mat, and now stalks him waiting for him to get to his feet. When he does Denise kicks him in the stomach and gets him in position for her finishing move The Quickening (A Dallas Bomb). She lifts him up and….!!
Nate punches her in the face as he struggles to get out of the move, knowing that the match is going to end if he doesn't get out of it. He continues to punch her and he finally gets her dazed. He flips her and himself in a hurricanrana and Denise tumbles onto the ropes. Nate quickly gets to his feet and Denise is in the midths of falling off the bounce of the ropes. Nate grabs her before he falls and lefts her up on his shoulders. The fans flip out! Denise struggles and wiggles to get out but she can't do it in time. Wham!
JS- The Future Imperfect!!! (GTS)
DD- Oh my god!
Nate, exhausted, lifts Denise up and over the top rope!!
DING DING
JS- That’s it!! That’s it!! It's over!!
DD- I can't believe it!! Nate Bishop is the first ever UWA Television Champion!!
Nate celebrates his victory as he climbs to the tope rope and taunts the crowd.
Only going to do Nate for this one, there are too many of you. Everyone did very good and i'm glad this was a success.
Nate
15 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
15 points for Scene Description
D-DAY VS DESTINY
JS - Donald Deruty verse Destiny.
DD- Destiny got the pin fall on Luke the Drifter last week where as D-Day just couldn’t get the win against Classy J so lets see where that match brings us.
The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof. The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on. He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk.
JS- Well here’s D-Day to open the night here in Tampa!
D Day waits in the ring, the lights dim but nothing happens.
DD- Where’s Destiny?
The house lights dim again but again yield no results.
JS- Maybe he got lost on the way to the ring.. HELLO CLEVELAND!
DD- Will you stop!
D-Day walks towards the ropes and taunts Destiny to come out and face him like a man.
The house lights flicker and dim as Destiny makes his way threw the crowd wit a steel chair in hand. The crowd pops to Destiny sliding into the ring unbeknownst to D-Day. The fans chant, they boo, they hiss and they holler. They try and warn D-Day but he thinks its in reaction to Destiny not walking down the isle.. He couldn’t be more wrong.
DD- Destiny just came in through the crowd, he’s got a steel chair! D-Day, get out of there!
JS - I love the smell of underhandedness in the morning.
DD- Underhandedness? He’s got a steel chair and he’s gonna crush D-Days face.
JS- eh, gotta break a few eggs, you know that.
DD- This is no time for breakfast!
JS- Every times a good time for breakfast!
Destiny drops the chair on the ground as D-Day turns around..
Kick to the gut, the underhook.. Falcon wing face buster!
DD- the bell hasn’t even rung yet!
JS - Exactly, the bell hasn’t rug yet- that’s legal. In fact it’d be illegal if he didn’t do that! Remember underhanded is better then no handed and if you ain’t a hand, you ain’t got cards to play. This just shows you that Destiny is playing with a full deck.
The ref rings the bell
DING DING
Destiny makes the cover.
DD- This is cheap!
JS- Welcome to IHOD kid.. International House of Destiny!
1..
2..
3..
NOOOO !!!
KICK OUT!
DD- D-DAY KICKED OUT!
JS- Maybe he wants more breakfast?
DD- Will you stop it with the breakfast jokes!
Destiny can’t believe it! He picks up D-Day whose trying to fight back with wildly dazed swings. Destiny kicks him in the gut again.
JS- Over the LIMT!
Destiny drills D-Day into the chair with his rolling cutter finisher, busting D-day open.
JS - I think D-day just outstayed his welcome at IHOD!
DD- How can you make jokes like this?
JS- You started it!
The cover
1..
2...
3 !!!!
DING DING
With that Destiny rolls out of the ring to a wave of boos as he raises his arms in victory walking back up the ramp, all the while looking at the fallen D-Day.
JS- you got your scrambled eggs, I got my ketchup and Destiny got his toast by making short work of D-Day. Look at this right here my man!
DD- I .. I can’t believe what I just saw…
Both
0 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
0 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
0 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
0 points for Scene Description
NEPTUNE VS KLAYTON GUNN
DD- It’s now time!
JS- Grudge match! You folks out there get it; Neptune, Klayton- they want to destroy the other!
DD- What started out as a simple exchange of words has escalated into a “ can you top this “ of sorts. Both men want to be better then other. Both men have something to prove and something to lose. Tonight, right now we settle this in a last man standing match!
Lights go out as "Neptune's Theme" starts blaring off the PA system. Red lights cover the arena as a spotlight focuses on Neptune who appears on the way to the ring. He's wearing his ring gear with the addition of a black leather jacket with a hood. There are symbols and markings printed in dark red over the jacket and a symbol on the center of the hood's front. He enters the ring. You can't really see his face. After a moment of focus he lifts his head and his face is revealed. He looks confident, calm and dangerous. He then proceeds to remove his jacket and is ready for battle.
"Cult of Personality" hit’s the PA system as Klayton Gunn makes his way onto the stage to a mixed crowd reaction. Klayton locks eyes with Neptune as he walks down towards the ring with confidence.
Klayton slides into
JS- We’re off the races!
DD- Neptune wastes no time in stomping away at Gunn.
DING DING
JS - This is going to be a fight, its gonna be quick martial arts verse technical submission
Neptune keeps stomping away as Gunn stands up, fighting threw the kicks. Neptune whips Gunn of the ropes and tries for a gut kick but Gunn catches it. Neptune tries to wheel kick around it but its ducked. Gunn tries to throw Neptune away but Neptune back flips, landing on his feet…
DD- Cloths line by Gunn.
JS- He’s going to try and lock in that pentagram submission!
Gunn tries for the pentagram submission early on but Neptune fight out of it and rolls forward to his feet. Gunn gets up and makes his way towards Neptune..
WHAM!
DD- Technique of The Moon Rising!
JS - that vicious high kick right to the jaw, Gunn may have broken it!
DD- Broken? He might be out cold!
1...2..3..4..5..6...
At the count of six, gunn rolls himself out of the ring an onto the floor.
DD- Gunn looks to be walking away from the match.
JS- He’s taking a breather!
Neptune follows, wanting to make sure this match is seen through. He goes to spin Gunn arounf but gets head butted in the process. Neptune falls to his hands and knees as Gunn takes a running punt kick to try and decapitate Neptune.
The ref rushes out to see if there’s a count to be made. Gunn doesn’t waste time with counts as he picks Neptune up and plants him to the floor.
JS- Gunned Down! One good kicked deserved to be one’d up.
The ref counts.
1..2..3..4..5..
Gunn’s not happy, before the ref can continue counting he lifts Neptune up , kicking him in the gut and whipping him towards the apron. Its gut check time for Neptune as he nearly flips back over into the ring. Gunn smashes Neptune’s head off the apron . Almost instantly Neptune side steps and comes behind Gunn and kicks him hard into the chest, sending him into the ring post.
DD- Neptune with a hurricanrana!
Neptune hammers away before getting up and looking under the ring.
JS- It’s a chair! OHH baby!!
Gunn gets to his feet as Neptune turns around with the chair high in the air.
DD- Low blow!
JS- it’s legal, its legal.
DD- It’s unethical!
JS - But its legal.
Gunn takes the chair and goes for a swing but Neptune ducks it and counters with a jumping spin kick, knocking the chair back into the face of Gunn! Gunn stumbles back as Neptunes gets back up on the apron and runs along its edge and hit’s a cross body.
JS- Its caught!
DD- Fall away slam..
It back fired as the forward momentum of Neptune knocked Gunn of center and with Neptune right above his head, both men crash head forward and backwards into the steel steps.
“ HOLY SHIT.. HOLY SHIT “
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..
The count holds at eight as both men get to their feet and start slugging it out. Neptune starts to gain the upper hand.. Er, feet with a few stunning kicks that send Gunn back a few paces but Gunn answers back wit a few quick hits of his own with a Muay Thai combination. Neptune staggers and braces himself on the guard rail. Gunn tries to big boot but gets hung up on the rail. Neptune leaps onto the apron then spring boards off with a flying kick that sends Gunn over the railing.
Neptune gets Gunn up and he slumps with his arm hanging off the rail, giving him some sort of base. . Neptune runs at Gunn but gets body dropped over it an onto the floor back at ringside. Gunn gets on top of the railing and tries for a double foot stomp but Neptune gets his foot up first and Gunn flips back over the rail into the crowd.
1,2,3,4,5
Both men are down momentarily as Neptune gets up and looks over the rail to recover Gunn but Gunn pops up with a fans drink and throws it in Neptune’s face before guillotining him on the rail with a jaw breaker. Gunn hops the railing and recovers the chair.
WHAM!
JS- Chair shot!
Gunn picks up Neptune again and goes to guillotine him again but this time with the chair.
DD- WHAT! What athleticism by Neptune!
JS- He’s doing a hand stand on the lip of that chair.
DD- Gunn went to bring the neck down but Neptune kicked up and hung on for dear life!
JS- Amazing !
Gunn tries to push Neptune off but Neptune front flip off the chair an immediately connects with a Pele kick. Gunn goes down hard but not only that, he goes face first into the chair as Neptune slides into the ring trying to catch his breath.
It only takes a moment for Neptune to catch his breath as he begins to take his socks and shoes off.
DD- This can’t be a good thing.
JS - Where’s John Madden when you need him!? Get this man some Tanactin!
DD- No! He’s preparing for something big here!
The ref starts counting Gunn
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..
Again the count holds at eight. Unknowingly, probably from all those shots to the skull Gunn enters the ring still a little dazed.
JS- Gunn isn’t aware that Neptune’s waiting for him. He got in the ring on instinct.. He better get out of there just the same.
Neptune rushes Gunn but out of no where Gunn scoops him up and hits an inverted gorilla press knee smash!
JS- the drive up!
Neptune’s down
DD- I don’t think Gunn got all of it there. It might have been a little sloppy there.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Neptune gets to his knees. Gunn runs across for a shining wizard attempt
JS- Shining Wizard into Triangle choke!
DD- Neptune’s trying to fight it
JS- Fight it how? Gunn’s got it locked in! The Silencer is locked in and now Gunn’s just pulling the trigger by applying leverage.
Neptune fights, he struggles he tries to flip out of it and lift Gunn off the matt but all that does is increase the pain and pressure. Neptune fight with everything he’s got.
JS- UGH, he’s out cold!
Neptune’s body goes limp as it slumps to the ground.
DD- Gunn’s not letting go of the hold.
JS- You know what they say about Machines right; they aren’t your friends! Machines hurt, Gunn is a machine bent on hurting Neptune!
The ref steps in and forces Gunn to break the hold.
The ref counts on Neptune
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.. 10!
DING DING
JS - Klayton Gunn wins the war! Klayton IS the last .. Man.. Standing!
DD- Someone call the medics, I think Neptune’s in a bad, bad way..
Neptune
15 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
20 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
20 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
20 points for Scene Description
Klayton
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
20 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
20 points for Scene Description
LUKE MCCOY VS NATE BISHOP
DD- Up next is Luke the drifter McCoy going one on one with the young rookie, Nate Bishop who is now the first ever television champion as of earlier tonight.
A Chorus of boos ring out from the crowd as The Drifter makes his way out towards the ring looking meaner and nastier then ever . Luke climbs up onto the apron , seemingly enjoying the negative attention, he climbs the corner turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd with a devilish smirk on his face.
DD- Now there’s a man who can’t be trusted.
JS- How can he be; he’s a drifter. Luke just go where he wants and does what he please and what he pleases is drink a whole lot of beer and kick a whole lot of ass.
DD- Well lets see if what he pleases can prove to be better then what Nate Bishop has to offer.
"300 Violins" hits the PA system as Bishop lets the fans hang in suspense. After a few moment Nathan appears out from the curtain and looks around the arena with a cocky grin on his face. He looks to the ring and points and boasts to himself. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, taunting the crowd on the turnbuckle before jumping down, waiting for the match to start.
DING DING
Nate and Luke lock up in the middle of the ring as Luke quickly gets the upper hand and muscles Nate into the lower left hand turn buckle. The ref tries to get in between them to break it up but Luke nails Nate so hard with a right hand that he spills over the ropes an onto the apron. The ref backs Luke up to give Nate the room to get back into the ring. While that’s going on Nate leaps up onto the buckle and fly’s across the ring with a drop kick that solidly connects.
Nate picks Luke back up and whips him into the ropes , Nate leap frogs, Luke on the rebound-
JS- Shoulder takedown.
DD- It’s like Nate got hit by a truck
Luke picks Nate back u and lifts him up for a suplex.
JS- Brainbuster! The pin
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2..
KICK OUT!
DD- Nate gets the shoulder up!
Luke picks up Nate and throws a big right but its blocked! Nate fires back, it connects, connects.. Nate back peddles and bounces off the ropes-
DD- Head scissors!
Luke skids across the ring but quickly gets up as Nate isn’t too far behind. Nate connects with a cloths line, sending Luke to the outside! Nate lines up Luke-
JS- Vaulting body press but it caught by Luke The Drifter!
Luke has Nate horizontal in his arms
DD- Don’t, don’t…
WHAM!
Nate’s back gets nearly crackled in two as its rammed into the steel ring post.
1...2...3..
Luke rolls Nate back into the ring and makes the cover.
1..
2..
KICK OUT!
DD- Nate kicks out again!
Luke is getting frustrated now, he picks Nate up and kicks him in the gut then hit’s a massive clubbing blow across his back sending Nate back to the canvas. Luke pulls Nate up again and whips him off the ropes… Spine Buster!
JS- Luke’s got that sick look in his eye.
Luke paces himself back and readies himself in the corner.
DD- He could be going for something big here like a big boot or a clothesline.
Nate gets to his feet as Luke explodes out of the corner…
JS- OH Yeah!!!
DD- Nate countered! Nate has Luke up on his shoulder! Nate’s looking for Future Imperfect, that falling single knee smash!
Luke is able to fight out of it and push Nate away to create some distance but Nate runs up and spring boards off the second rope.
CRACK!
DD- Nate with great athleticism! Spring board knee smash!
Nate wastes no time in recovering as Luke’s surprisingly is only a little bit staggered and dazed. Nate climbs the top turn buckle as Luke goes towards him-
JS- Moonsault DDT!
DD- He calls it the inevitable!
JS- But can he call it the win!
The pin, Luke struggles to kick out!
1..
2...
3...
DD- The kid’s did it!
JS- NO!!
DD- Nate overcame The Drifter! This kid has made one hell of an impact here tonight! This is his second win here at Fall Brawl, I can't believe it!!
Luke
0 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
0 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
0 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
0 points for Scene Description
Nate
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
15 points for Scene Description
ODIN BALFORE VS ANDY STAR & NATALIA KNIGHT
"With Oden on Our Side" hits the PA system as the fans in the arena go crazy! They're on their feet knowing that one of wrestling's legends has arrived in UWA. It feels like hours pass before Odin makes his way through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. Chants of "Odin" and "TME" can be heard scattered throughout the arena. Odin looks around as he walks to the out a bit more and raises his arm in triumph before making his way down to the ring. Odin climbs over the ropes and walks to the other side where he's handed a microphone. His music cuts out as the chorus of chants picks up where the music left off. The fans die down as Odin begins to talk.
Odin: U-W-A... So this is what all the hype's been about... well boys, believe the hype. All you fans here in Tampa know that shit just got real, real fucking fast. "The Nordic Tank" is standing before you and that can only mean one thing. To all you boys in the back that's have been gawking at me all night, sooner rather then later you'll find out what all the buzz has been about because Odin Balfore is IN UWA!
So you boys back there, believe the hype and all the great things I bring to the company and the fact that its stock just rose a million fold but don't believe YOUR hype… Because you just don't matter. Now I may not be "official" but that really doesn't matter much to me because it means more to UWA that I'm here right now in this right, coming from you live in Tampa, then it does that I'm some contracted goon from cow town, USA.
With that being said, I WILL be contracted, signed, sealed and dealed only to be set loose on UWA. I'm here to tell all of you here tonight- those in the arena, around the world and especially those little spot monkies in the back that real, true pro wrestling has arrived in the form of The Nordic Tank and things just got a whole lot harder and a hell of a lot more interesting… So I have spoken… And so it shall come... To pass.
Odin drops the mic and he poses for the crowd as he waits for his two opponents…
DD- Now Folks, the TWO on ONE handicap match.
JS- This is the second debut of the night for us. Tonight is the big in ring debut of the man that’s been causing a lot of stir over the past week.
DD- He talked really big just now, and this week.
JS- He IS really big!
"The Anthem” hit’s the PA system.
DD- I don’t think he’s bigger then the UWA’s couple, Andy Star and Natalia Knight.
JS- That’s what we’ll find out right now!
Andy and Natalia come out arm in arm as the crowd cheers them on. The beautiful crowd favorites gets a warm welcome in Tampa! They wave to the crowd an interact with the fans as they make their way down the ramp before Andy helps Natalia into the ring. They pose in the middle of the ring as their music fades and stand across from Odin.
DD- That’s just… not fair.
JS- That size difference is unreal
DING DING
Natalia decides to start off the tag match as Andy takes his place on the apron. Natalia meets Odin center ring and she barely comes up to his chest.
SLAP!
JS- Not good.
DD- Natalia’s not afraid!
Odin’s face barely moves from that slap as he gets a glare in his eye.
SLAP
JS- What a shame, Natalia HAD a nice face.
Natalia is sent half way across the ring an into the ropes as Odin takes a step towards her but Andy already has had enough of it and rushes in with a chop block to Odin’s knee an his leg buckles Odin turns his attention towards Andy as Natalia chop blocks the other leg!
DD- Andy hit’s the code breaker!
Odin recoils and spins around towards Natalia
JS- Spin Kick! Odin’s down!
DD- They dog pile on Odin
1..
2..
KICK OUT!
Odin kicks out with authority, sending his opponents flying into the air. Odin stands up!
JS- Game.. ON!
Natalia runs towards Odin.. Big boot! Andy runs towards Odin.. big boot !Odin goes to pick Andy up but Natalia leaps onto Odin’s back and tries to apply a choke hold. Odin stumbles around the ring, finally getting Natalia off his back an onto his shoulder. Andy gets back up as Odin throws Natalia at him. Odin picks Andy up and shots him off the ropes.. Tilt a whirl back breaker! Natalia gets back up and runs at him but Odin side steps. As Natalia bounces back Odin picks her up gorilla press style and sends her out of the ring. Andy gets back up and right into a head butt.
JS- It’s the size advantage, the weight advantage. How do you overcome it ?
Odin turns and sees Natalia at the top turnbuckle..
DD- With a hurricanrana.
Odin’s down. Andy and Natalia are up. The crowd is on their feet, their chanting. “ NA-TAL-LIA “ The fans are really behind these two as they’re both up on their feet but then-
DD- The ref is telling Andy to go to the corner.
JS- After a few minutes of not having control and letting emotion run the ring, the ref decides to do his job! Good, get Andy out of there!
Natalia wastes no time in mounting punches on Odin but he just grabs her by the hair and throws her off. Odin goes for another big boot but Natalia ducks it!
DD- she leaps up with a neck breaker!
Odin’s down again as Natalia makes her way over to Andy.
Andy’s in!
Andy tries for his modified Boston crab but Odin kicks him off, Odin gets to one knee..
JS - Another code breaker!
The pin.
1..
2..
KICK OUT!
Andy picks Odin but Odin lands a European uppercut then kicks Andy in the gut.
JS- Powerbomb!
DD- NOO! Natalia makes the save with a chop block!
Natalia slides out of the ring as Andy gets to his feet and spikes Odin down with a massive DDT!
The cover
1..
KICK OUT!
Odin gets to his feet
JS- He looks irate, no more screwin around!
Andy goes for a right but Odin scoops him up and just throws him into the turnbuckle.
BOOM!
Big right hand!
Andy might be out!
Natalia slides back into the ring but Odin gets her by the throat, lifts her up into the air and hit’s a massive back breaker!
DD- That’s the Ragnarok choke breaker! Natalia’s out, Andy’s out..
Odin turns back t Andy as he lifts him up into a power bomb..
BOOM
JS- Dear god!
A holy shit chant breaks out.
DD- He just power bombed Andy right on top of Natalia!
Odin puts his foot on top of Andy
The pin
1..
2..
3..
DD- Dear lord! He might have killed him!
JS- With Authority Odin Balfore picks up the win!
Odin
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
25 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
20 points for Scene Description
Andy
15 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
10 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
10 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
5 points for Scene Description
Natalia
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
15 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
5 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
10 points for Scene Description
JAKOB VS FEAR VS CLASSY JAY
JS: And we are one match away from the main event but make no mistake about it Dennis, this will a great match up. Its a TLC triple threat for the intercontinental championship.
DD: BRING ON THE TABLES!!!
"Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay" hit the PA system and the IC champ comes out from behind the curtain. He raises the championship belt and taunts the crowd as he makes his way down the ring where he taunts the fans even more. He hands the ref the title, who buckles it up to the wire hanging from high above and then signals to raise the wire back up.
"I'm a Vagabond" Hits the PA system and Classy struts out onto the ramp with some very small pyro going off in sync to the beginning of the song, the strolls down to the ring, sliding in and heading towards the corner turnbuckle. Hopping up and taking a seat on it, removing his hat and jacket.
"Monsters" hits the PA system as the lights go out. Fear comes out from behind the curtain and stares down the two men, never breaking eye contact as he walks down the ramp and into the ring.
As fear steps into the ring, Jakob and Classy J. go to attack him with a flurry of punches that knocks him back into the ropes. Fear pushes the two men away.
DING DING
JS: What strength by Fear.
DD: Come on, get to the good stuff!!!!
The two pushed men quickly recover and go to attack again, Jakob via a kick to the mid-section and Classy with a punch to the side of the head. They attempt to whip Fear but Fear stands still and then runs over the two with a double clothesline.
JS: That was a pretty good strategy there. Both Jakob and Classy have a huge size disadvantage and the two need to work together to soften up the big guy.
DD: Well...until they turn on each other.
Jakob rolls out of the ring, leaving Classy and Fear. Fear goes to drag Classy up but Classy gets in a flipping drop kick sending Fear staggering backwards. Fear charges but gets a drop toe hold. Fear raises up on one knee and Classy begins to punch his head. Fear pushes Classy away but Classy retaliates with a dropkick to his face. Classy quickly run onto the nearest turnbuckle and when Fear gets up, Classy leaps off, nailing him with a missile dropkick. Fear starts to get up and Classy brings him back down with a spinning wheel kick.
The two men get up and Classy hits Fear wit a series of punches until Fear blocks one and gives Classy and uppercut head butt. Fear grabs his neck with both hands, lifts Classy up and slams him down.
JS: This is a good strategy by Jakob, letting Classy and Fear duke it out and tire each other out.
As if hearing his name, Jakob runs into the ring with a steel chair but Fear turns and gives Jakob a big boot that slam's Jakobs steel chair back into his face.
DD: Finally, some weapons.
JS: The big man is on fire here and that spells trouble for the champ and Classy.
While Fear is looking down at the crumpled Jakob, Classy sneaks up and hits a reverse neckbreaker on Fear. Jakob is up now and has retreated to the turnbuckle. Classy hits a forearm smash on him and then mounts him for a ten punch, the crowd chants along with each punch.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TE....but before Classy can get in the tenth punch Jakob runs forward and slams him down with a power bomb on the chair that was in the ring. Classy starts to get up but Jakob gives him a front face buster.
JS: Jakob showing us why he's champ.
DD: After tonight he might not be. Sure he's good but the odds are stacked against him tonight.
Jakob lifts Classy; knees him in the gut and then gives him a European uppercut. Jakob whips the momentarily stunned Classy in the turnbuckle were upon Jacob gives Classy a very audible knife edge chop. Then a second. Jakob turns to receive a running big boot from Fear. Classy starts to stagger out of the turnbuckle and Fear grabs him by the throat, lifts him up in the air and slams him down completing the choke slam. The limp Classy rolls out of the ring and onto the floor.
Fear picks up Jacob but Jakob counters with a super kick and Fear stagers back. Jakob chargers but Fear catches him ad tosses him with fall away slam.
Classy now tossing a ladder into the ring. Fear comes over and bounces him off the ropes. Classy comes back and fear knocks him down with a shoulder block then lands on him with a leg drop. Fear starts to set up the ladder.
On the outside Jakob slides two tables into the ring. He sets up one near in the turnbuckle and then sets one up near the ladder.
Jakob runs up behind Fear and gives him a face crusher.
Classy now tosses another table in the ring and sets it up.
DD: That's three tables!!! Something excellent is going to happen.
Jakob starts up the ladder, when he reaches the to Fear comes up behind him, reaches through is legs and lifts him up! He lifts him high, above his head and slams him down onto Classy who then tries to catch Jakob but they both fall into the table.
DD:YES YES YES!!! I LOVE IT!!!
The fans chant "HOLY SHIT!" as Fear starts to climb the ladder.
JS: Fear just connected the Fear of Heights (last ride) to Jakob onto Classy!! Oh my god!!
DD: uh-oh! Does he have it!!?!
And he does! Fear grabs the belt and pulls it down!
JS: Congratulations to Fear on winning the intercontinental title! Wow!!
Fear
20 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
20 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
25 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
25 points for Scene Description
Classy Jay
0 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
0 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
0 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
0 points for Scene Description
Jakob
0 points for Focusing on the Opponent and/or Match
0 points for Entertainment Value (keeping the reader interested)
0 points for Character Development (storyline build up, etc.)
0 points for Scene Description
ROY SPEEDE VS HOPE DUDLEY with special ref CAITLYN PORTER
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
CAN
YOU
HEAR
ME
NOW!?!
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage, the crowd going absolutely crazy for the Universal Champ and the belt around his waist. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
The buzzing beats of “Who Dat Gurl” by Flo Rida start to play as the lights turn a bright violet. Hope Dudley steps out on stage, a grin on her face. She pauses atop the ramp, looks out across the audience for a moment, and then continues down the ramp, high-fiving the outstretched fans in the audience as she does so. She climbs the ring steps one at a time, and walks about half-way across the ring-apron. She bends down and steps between the middle and bottom ropes, giving her butt a slightly exaggerated sway to it as she does so. She stands up in the ring, and leans against the turnbuckle watching and waiting.
“Misery Business” by Paramore hits the speakers, and out comes a cute redheaded girl down to the ring with a microphone in her hand. She steps up the ring steps and between the middle and bottom ropes into the ring. She holds the microphone to her lips as she begins to speak.
Caitlyn Porter: “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Have you all enjoyed your Fall Brawl?”
The crowd cheers.
Caitlyn Porter: “Excellent, because tonight, we’ve got something special for you, that I’m certain you’ve never seen before!”
As she speaks, the crowd continues to roar with cheers, and two microphones are placed on the ring apron nonchalantly by a pair of ring hands, and Roy picks them up. One is handed to Hope.
Hope Dudley: “Because, as many of you are aware, Roy and Caitlyn here are dating; how do you all expect me to compete with that, I ask you? How?”
Roy Speede: “You’re not, that’s simply the answer... But you see, folks, there’s something that Caitlyn and I, and to an extent my former training partner Hope have been wanting to get off our chests... And no, I don’t mean they want to take their bras off, you perverts!”
Caitlyn Porter: “See, from the moment the three of us set foot in this company, we’ve been dominant. Roy has that Universal Championship belt, and Hope only lost one match... A match to me, mind you, that we set up ahead of time. You think Hope is actually going to lose a match to ANYBODY, let alone the GM? No, she isn’t going to lose. Ever. The two of them are better than the rest of this roster by miles.”
Hope Dudley: “So, from here on out, Roy and I have decided that we’re done with this terrible company. We don’t want to face each other week after week, and nobody else on the entire roster can compare with us.”
The crowd boos loudly; they don’t want to see their wrestlers retiring.
Roy Speede: “Like for instance, Classy J- yeah, that name is definitely sarcastic. I've got more class in the nail on my pinky toe than he does in ten of him! And maybe that Odin Balfore guy; talk about a decrepit old bag! He should've retired years ago, yet he's still wrestling! I didn't even think he'd be able to do a damn thing in WCF, let alone get signed to this place. It just goes to show how wrong I was by coming here... Then, oh yes, then there's the owner himself, Mr. Ryan Blake. You aligned your ass with Odin, so no wonder you signed him. And I bet now he's gonna get a title shot, too, huh? Way to be unbiased, Mr. CEO. I could do better in your position than you could laying on the couch masturbating to Brittney Spears songs all day.”
Hope Dudley: “But, as it stands, the two of us aren’t quite ready to leave this place to rot. We want to watch this place come crawling to our knees and beg us to get back into the ring merely to keep the company from sinking into some great hole, only to laugh in the faces of the owners. We’re not stepping back in this ring to compete unless it’s under our terms.”
Roy Speede: “You know why I'm not competing anymore? Nobody on this entire roster deserves to be in the same ring with me except Hope and Caitlyn. And I'm too fucking amazing to stoop to their level to compete. I'm done wrestling here; this place is pathetic! And even their top title isn't worth trying for with such miserable prestige. I've seen better belts made in a first grade art class; you folks can take it. I don't even want it anymore!”
Roy takes the belt, and chucks it from his hands into the crowd. A scramble ensues in the audience for the title belt until one lucky fan raises it in his arms, but the rest of the crowd boos.
Caitlyn Porter: “But they said it themselves... They’re not ready to step away from the company entirely. You see, after doing some thinking and conducting a little research, I’ve concluded something... The loophole in the bylaws of the company that allowed me to take over as general manager? Well, it turns out they led me to an even bigger, more significant loophole, and I’m taking it. Blake, unless you want this thing getting out, I would just back off and accept each and every decision I make for a while. Because, as of right now, I, Caitlyn Porter, am now the Corporate Executive Officer of the United Wrestling Alliance. With my latest self-induced promotion, I’m going to need a new GM... And I do believe I’m going to allow for two former UWA Wrestlers to be Co-GMs. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new General Managers of Monday Night Rush Hour, Hope Dudley and Roy Speede!”
The crowd continues booing as they share a grin across their faces, and the show cuts to black as the three remain in the ring.