Post by ebirah on Aug 14, 2011 11:22:49 GMT -5
08/13/2011
La Jolla, California
Afternoon…
The scene opens up on La Jolla Shores where there are people all over the place. It’s busy as it usually is. However in the midst of the throngs of people who are at the beach is a man wearing a black lobster mask while wearing surfing board shorts while standing next to his surfboard that is on the ground. He also is flanked by his minions in the Twilight Zone.
Ebirah: I lost…
He looks down at the ground for a second before pointing at his chest and going on an angry rant of hate.
Ebirah: That makes me sick to my stomach. The fact I lost to a skank like Hope Dudley is a disgrace to this sport. The UWA isn’t a wrestling organization. It’s basically Vivid Video about wrestling before the action scenes are taped. That is the truth of our reality here in the UWA just like the reality in real life is that is that this world is falling apart. World economies are collapsing and the global temperatures are warming up. This planet is on the brink of collapse and yet we have wrestlers around here who are too busy having deviant sex to care.
He can only shake his head in disgust for a few moments before continuing his rant.
Ebirah: And now I’m stuck in a match against some guy named Jakob who is nothing but a stereotypical Russian scumbag wrestler that makes me sick to my stomach. That is something that annoys the crap out of me. When I see you on the television screen I think of you as being one of those Russian goon characters from the first Bourne movie. This match is going be a war. There’s going to be wrestling and nothing else. I’m not going to play these games where we talk circles around each other.
I’m not going to let it go to that. I’m going to go out there to beat the shit out of you. That’s what I plan on doing. I need to win this, you don’t. That’s the difference. I will not lose again and that’s the truth. I am out for your destruction and for the destruction of everyone else on this miserable planet. The UWA doesn’t know what’s going to hit it and when I show the true scope of my power you will all be cowering in fear of me.
So Jakob I want you to relish this week and relish it well because it’s going to be one of the worst weeks of your entire life. After I get through with you will never, EVER be the same. I am out to destroy you and make you suffer. For you it’s going to feel like Hiroshima and Nagasaki just after the atomic bombs dropped. That’s what you’re going to feel like after our match. Nothing will stop my rampage of destruction. Once the bell sounds you’ll find out that you’re not just in a regular match. You’ll find out that you’re in…The Twilight Zone.
Ebirah cackles evilly before picking up his surfboard and walking off screen with his surfboard as the scene fades to black.
La Jolla, California
Afternoon…
The scene opens up on La Jolla Shores where there are people all over the place. It’s busy as it usually is. However in the midst of the throngs of people who are at the beach is a man wearing a black lobster mask while wearing surfing board shorts while standing next to his surfboard that is on the ground. He also is flanked by his minions in the Twilight Zone.
Ebirah: I lost…
He looks down at the ground for a second before pointing at his chest and going on an angry rant of hate.
Ebirah: That makes me sick to my stomach. The fact I lost to a skank like Hope Dudley is a disgrace to this sport. The UWA isn’t a wrestling organization. It’s basically Vivid Video about wrestling before the action scenes are taped. That is the truth of our reality here in the UWA just like the reality in real life is that is that this world is falling apart. World economies are collapsing and the global temperatures are warming up. This planet is on the brink of collapse and yet we have wrestlers around here who are too busy having deviant sex to care.
He can only shake his head in disgust for a few moments before continuing his rant.
Ebirah: And now I’m stuck in a match against some guy named Jakob who is nothing but a stereotypical Russian scumbag wrestler that makes me sick to my stomach. That is something that annoys the crap out of me. When I see you on the television screen I think of you as being one of those Russian goon characters from the first Bourne movie. This match is going be a war. There’s going to be wrestling and nothing else. I’m not going to play these games where we talk circles around each other.
I’m not going to let it go to that. I’m going to go out there to beat the shit out of you. That’s what I plan on doing. I need to win this, you don’t. That’s the difference. I will not lose again and that’s the truth. I am out for your destruction and for the destruction of everyone else on this miserable planet. The UWA doesn’t know what’s going to hit it and when I show the true scope of my power you will all be cowering in fear of me.
So Jakob I want you to relish this week and relish it well because it’s going to be one of the worst weeks of your entire life. After I get through with you will never, EVER be the same. I am out to destroy you and make you suffer. For you it’s going to feel like Hiroshima and Nagasaki just after the atomic bombs dropped. That’s what you’re going to feel like after our match. Nothing will stop my rampage of destruction. Once the bell sounds you’ll find out that you’re not just in a regular match. You’ll find out that you’re in…The Twilight Zone.
Ebirah cackles evilly before picking up his surfboard and walking off screen with his surfboard as the scene fades to black.